Assquatch

Is that Stacey's mom's name?

Nylander being reported done at 6x6.9M Dreger, McKenzie, Friedman

Nice! Always wanted one of these. Never could convince myself to drop the cash that those cost.

And when he did that, Skinner was farther from the puck than Evander Kane. Skinner easily beats him to the puck, and while he's handling it to deke the goalie and put it in the net, Kane isn't even close enough to him to bother him from behind. Karlsson stays with Dahlin. Karlsson stands by the left post and watches helplessly as that goal goes in, and his body language is comical. (I may have watched this goal a few times this morning ?)

Also, some Stanley Cup Finals tickets (unused) ?

I've got a set of glasses with that logo.

It's your timing that's off there, coach.

No relation

This was true regardless of the result of their games.

Then finger-bang F5 like it's prom night.

...with a sandpaper/poison ivy condom

"Tell Lindy to ***** off!"

Skeet skeet

Driiiiiiiiiiive!!!!!

This just made me go through a 2nd puberty.

Thought experiment: If the Patriots played the Canadiens in Montreal, who gets all the calls?

Yeah, but he flips tires and stuff.

Based solely on the images at the top of this post, the Sabres are getting crushed tonight.

I really hope you win

Your anecdotal evidence has shown me my place.

I wonder how much time the winner spent driving around to different gas stations to "diversify their numbers"? ?

Why do you care if your numbers are clumped?

Sent you a PM

They dumped Pu? ?

We need an "unsubstantiated nonsense" tag.