I haven’t read The Hockey News in a long, long time. However, I do remember a comic strip in there that was in every issue. The one after the Jumbotron crash had the thing crumpled on the ice with Ted Nolan screaming into the sky, “YOU MISSED ME, MUCKLER!”
As for all of those name changes, maybe the next one should be Red Jacket Arena. Put in some local history instead of “corporate naming rights”.