I would be worried about my plumbing. I'd be stopped up like a pool filter full of dead squirrels.
My favorite pizza is from a place in Ballston Spa, but I can't remember the name. Every time I have it I feel like I'm discovering pizza all over again.
Actually, that doesn't sound too bad. Not pizza, but I would eat an open faced grilled cheese with soup already on it.
In fact, it sounds a lot like the lunch waffles I like to make.