Thorny

Those that can’t do, reach

Fulp? Who’s penning this crap

When I was a kid I knew this other slightly younger kid who would opine that, if only a few of my birthdays would be accidentally missed, we could be the same age one day. Used to inwardly chuckle at the impossibly but frankly, me catching you, due to you missing an opportunity to post is somehow seemingly less likely

It’s actually kinda funny. 10 years of posting, all through the absolute muck. All of it Relatively positive poster, all things considered

Holy Schnikes I’m nearly at 40k just need a few more placeholders like this post

It’s so glaring it’s almost easily ignored due to sheer obviousness: but Norris sitting firmly at 1C is probably where things live or die. You simply need to say “Norris is 1C” for that to be driven home Dalton Smith? Or Timothy Dalton

Here we go now here we go now here we go now here we go ah ah ah ah

I guess time has softened my perception of all things that didn’t bite me in the ass repeatedly

Thankfully we have a plan to make it up by simply committing to playing defence - that was always on Adams’ ledger for “Year 6”

At the very least it drives home the magnitude of needing to get Tuch signed (though again I really, really don’t see it being an issue)

I can’t even remember who the third guy was at this point but as Vanek / Roy alone had more points in 2006 than those 3 combined this is one I won’t concede

All work and no play make thorny a dull boy

Yes? Sorry is your opinion that Byram didn’t severely benefit from Dahlin, and that Brian wasn’t the best player on his pair? Why don’t you just focus on my post pumping Power’s tires I’m tired of my takes literally never being positive enough for you lol. Byram is the goat and I am sorry and apologize and will not take issue with any comparison made to franchise keystones of the past - I officially concede (regardless of the demonstrably poor relative metrics)

Interestingly we still refer to it as the “Vanek and Roy” line because in the 19 years since no other prophesized versions have capably supplanted the memory

Damn me and my skewed perception I forgot about this year’s annual edition of the new “Vanek Roy” line