Thorny

Jays have been VERY fun lately

“We got him?! We got Justin Danf.. oh forget it

Half the $ tied up in rookie hockey cards Terry just told Adams he has to find the right deal for them

Feel like we’ve seen that before, yes I remember as a small child in Kindergarten being tasked with “drawing my street” and, being a child, struggling with scale, so that starting it out it was way too big on the left and then had to shrink it to fit by the time the right edge of the page got close, and then eventually just running out of room altogether that’s Kevyn Adams but he’s a 50 year old man being paid millions of dollars

Lyon is having a desperate tantrum on the phone line asking if there’s anything he can do to veto this. Contacting doctors complaining of high cholesterol..things of that nature

Drafted 5 years ago in KA’s first draft, hasn’t yet played a pro game. I’d say so Wait why Jacksonville

I still think there could be another move coming would defy logic for there to not be given how things look on multiple fronts

We have certainly honed in on doubling-down on all the unique practices that have led to our historic league relative results these past several years, so in that sense we have improved: we are more thoroughly ingrained in our established identity than ever

So many teams improving. Imagine what that would feel like Seriously imagine it. Cause I can’t

Well done

We’ve deceased in skill

Squint and you can see it top 6, most likely but I’ll happily be wrong

“We got him? We got Parker Witherspoon?!”

Ya I mean if you purchase what they are selling at this point it can only be on you

No I’d prefer we wished him the best in his future endeavours

It’s only been 6 seasons. WCKAHED?

A year has gone by. How many do you think you get? That’s not progress it’s literally a mulligan, a redo, a waste of one year of our time

This why are we acting like moving out bad players he signed is progress embarrassing

A good lesson for young Adams that everyone already knew would backfire. Glad he had to learn it tho

So ends the “revamped 4th line” deception

Never thought I’d see the day where “What could Kevyn Adams have even done?” was made the actual official slogan of the team

Ehlers would be really good. Sure he’s a diver, but for all their talk this offseason about wanting to “decrease skill in favour of grit” or whatever, it would be nice to add a guy who simply really fast and good and really good at passing