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I got a funny feeling this morning that we're going to.... Sign some more dregs of the league at $750,000 a pop and do nothing with Eichel, thus accelerating my descent into madness

Yeah baby! Welcome to Fun Town!

Vinz/Ayres

Give me all the left shot D!!

Another left shot D? Yay!

Any goalie that can finish above .500 on that mess of a team last year deserves an overpayment, especially considering we have so much money to spend to get to the floor. If the Bruins offered him ridiculous money, maybe I can understand

Ray Ferraro on TSN on Dadonov: “This does set up in Vegas for Jack Eichel, for something big.” 🤔

Doesn't matter what we get for Eichel now

Did it ring any bells once you looked it up?

Random expansion trivia: Who did the Sharks take from the Sabres in their expansion draft? If anyone knows this without looking it up, I'm worried about you.

Oh goody the Lighthing made it. How original

Bogosian should get credit for that goal

I think Cozens may be co-conductor on that train for me Regardless of who you side with in the Sabres vs. Eichel saga, this sucks man. Jack was supposed to the light at the end of the s**t tunnel we slogged through for years. How we mismanaged the team since he got here (O'Reilly, poor coaching hires, etc.) is such a damn waste of a player who should have been here for life. Get a President of Hockey Ops for f*** sakes Terry and get the hell out of the way! The disparity between the Sabres and Bills is messed up. I would like this to get turned around in a Colorado Avalanche esque fashion, but I'm realize that's not entirely possible. I need progress and a coherent vision. It that's too much to ask for, I will back off.

Getting shutout by a 4th or 5th string goalie will tie a big, red bow on this season

My eyes started leaking this salty substance after that RJ montage. Weird

We can change it to Will Win because they'll be so darn good 🤔

'Merica Whiteness Misguided Wad Mandatory Wetness

I think most of us thought that going into the last two games. Is there a good chance they get absolutely killed? Most likely that happens, but in Houser we trust

Malodorous Wienerschnitzel

He shouldn't have been playing at all in that condition. Mazel tov to him though

Missionary Whimpers Doogie leads us to victory once again...or we killed 7-1...or anything in between

My son, I will do my best to give young Houser the strength to smite Satan reincarnated in the form of the neutral zone trap. The Island Men from Brooklyn have angered me with their take few chances style of play. I know this season has been trying for you and your brethren. Keep the faith as better hockey should be on the horizon. -Big Man Upstairs

Militarized Whippets or Malaysian Liposuction Depending on what camp you're in