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Methinks goaltending is still an issue

Moist Whimpers I'm actually excited to watch some hockey tonight. Something to do I suppose

I've always enjoyed Don Stevens' goal calls. For those who listen to full Amerks games, how is his overall performance?

Nevermind

The penalty clock is reading as if Tuch's penalty happened as the period ended

Uhhhh check the ice for molasses. Casey looked like he was skating in some on that should have been breakaway

The Bruins are slightly above the Leafs for me. The Bruins haven't had to endure any long-term suffering and their fans always come off as pompous. I hate having Boychuk's contract on our books. I have always lived in Buffalo so the Leafs naturally rank high up on any despise list. The Canes were insufferable in 2005-2007, but that hate hasn't lingered

Let's club these penguins!

Love the goal, but a horrible call by Dunleavy. Stop your story about UPL's save before play resumes

And less offensive to the senses

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."

My phone is hanging in there

The Sabres are all I really have going during this power outage. Glad it's entertaining so far

Thanks Rasmus

That lineup looks rough my friends. Methinks UPL is seeing 40+ shots tonight.

At this point, the season is lost to me and I don't want them to make any more goalie moves. It speaks more to what they came into the season with at the position

If UPL plays tomorrow, the total cap hit for all 5 goalies that played in a game for us is $3,853,333. That is less than the singular cap hit of 24 NHL goalies. I'm no mathematician but that seems to be a problem

The Swiss cheese defense exposes the piss poor goaltending. That's the uncomplicated explanation

Are the "future considerations" that we are able to give him back once we realize he sucks?

Can we keep it at a 4 goal deficit with this 5 minute power play upcoming? Yes, I am aware Carolina is shorthanded

Shots are even. That's....something

5-1 is where we start to get mad and turn it around, right? Anyone? Please?Pretty please?

Live look in at Buffalo's defense: