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They accumulate enough points to be in 8th place or better

Okay, okay, I think I might have it now. You take your girl to go "Schwing Dancing", which I assumed was a take on the popular 1920s Swing Dancing. All clear now folks. I believe I am on the trolley and understanding the core concept in its entirety.

I appreciate the use of a visual aid to help me. What is this "schwing" being referenced? Apologies for my naivety.

Could you please explain? I'm confused as to how pants can grow in size. Ostensibly flummoxed.

This is certainly not the place to post this but I was randomly looking at team stats and needed to share. This has to be the lowest leading scoring for a full season. I also liked seeing Soupy and Boyes on there.

Live look at Kevyn Adams' press conference to address sitting on it:

Greenway has been okay at times so what's the problem?

I thought he should have been fired once Matty Ellis was announced to be back as an assistant coach. If Lindy pushed hard to retain him, I will give him the benefit of the doubt

Oh boy those comments all point to an inflated sense of self-worth. It's only 5 hours in to free agency, but there better be another significant move on the horizon. There has to be right? Please say there has to be. Pretty please.

That was pretty intense

Is that really what happened?

Below is an excerpt from a NYT/The Athletic article that ranks each teams' broadcast. I need to know which of you is being quoted here. We need to talk. Is there " widespread praise" for DD? I think he's trying his best but there are problems which have been well documented here. I don't know who scored until 3-5 seconds after a goal goes in. The DD-Razor banter about nonsense as the play is going on is insufferable. I get that this topic is highly unnecessary, but I'm bored. The Results: In his second full season as Sabres play-by-play broadcaster, Dunleavy continues to earn widespread praise from Sabres fans. That’s impressive, given the impossible task he was thrust into of replacing the late, great Rick Jeanneret. “Dunleavy had big shoes to fill but has done it well,” wrote one Sabres fan. “Dan Dunleavy is among the best play-by-play guys in hockey today, and in a market where everyone grew up with Rick Jeanneret, it’s all the more impressive that he earned the respect of the fans and has been accepted as the new voice of the Sabres,” wrote another.

Dhane Smith had 11 points. Current MVP Bryne and him are hard to beat together

Randy is a master of languages. He is definitely a Cunney Linguist

I'm exactly 40 with the mentality of a 12 year old. That's the best I got for you

I ran the lottery simulator 50 times. We moved up to 2nd place once, moved down to 12 four times, and stayed at 11 the rest. I obviously have some free time on my hands today

What about this Wilford? I believe the corpse of Wilford Brimley gives more to the Sabres than most on Donny's staff

Hopefully Lindy doesn't have a brain fart like Granato and make him the PP coach

New role for Matt Ellis:

Get out of here with your logic reasoning! Me mad so let me be mad! Picture this when reading the second sentence:

Not sure he ever understood what a power play was

Maybe wait and see what else becomes available. At the end of the day, there's only so many of these jobs or whatever the cliché happens to be

"I just talked to Matty Ellis and management. I told them if he is let go, I will definitely intimate suicidal thoughts and cause a huge scene. He is my light and my love and cannot be taken away from me. Work hard in the corners, shot mentality, net front presence, and establish the physical game."

Promoted to head coach?

15 saves on 23 shots is something. He must have slept with the coach's wife or something to still be in this game