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That is a personal matter that I don't think you should be analyzing

And the winner of best screenplay goes to...

I'm hoping that petition I sent out about only 1st periods counting was ratified before this game ends

How is farting going to help?

Have we ever been "goalied" by someone who came on in relief?

Seems like all they care about is the potential Pittsburgh milestones

I'm just happy to see a goal on one of our powerplays. I'll see myself out

I agree. You get one challenge. If it fails, then it just fails. All you lose in football is timeout

Dylan finally gets an assist if that counts

And they are aware of your crimes?

Define what you mean by "get into" the penguins. I have a feeling you're not allowed at the aquarium

Ray doesn't even try to pronounce Konsta's hometown

What is tripping if that's not tripping?

I give Ray a lot of sh*t, but he looks genuinely touched by that honor. I'll continue to call him on his nonsense, but that was a nice moment

Muel looked lost on that Florida rush

I think it's looking like the fans in the arena are going to be upset

Tkachuk: I could work through this illness if you need me coach Maurice: It's okay Matthew. We only need two goals to win

Did you all just hear that? Dunleavy finally finished calling Kopitar's hat trick goal

According to the numbers in the OP, we are beating Florida in PK and Faceoffs. They have a better goals against and goals for. We are tied at 0% for the PP. We're better in two and they're better in the other two with a tie in the fifth category. That tells me these teams are evenly matched.

Better laugh so I don't cry

Ditto

Maybe maybe