DarthEbriate

And yeast. Three cultures. The only cultures to care about are trying to win in all capacities including spending, dairy, and yeast. And fear and surprise. Four cultures!

The only culture change I really care about is the owner publicly stating that EEE is over, and we're back to spending to the cap on players and to whatever is necessary on coaches, assistants, and scoutings, as directed by my buddy Grand Ruff Lindy(tarkin). Make my Death Star Stanley Cup operational! That, and delicious yogurt and cheese. The only two cultures I care about are trying to win with every fibre of their beings and dairy.

Phantom trip.

I can see why Dubas traded for Timmins from his old GM post.

But he’s always smiling in the scrums after the whistle. He’s the ball of joy and mischief.

So who can fight on the Sabres? Dunne. Greenway and Clifton. I imagine Benson would do well except he’d just get tackled.

Kulich reads Crosby all the way up the ice and beats him to the puck. Easily negated a Pens rush. Good play.

Krebs pokes it in off Dahlin’s skate. Blergh.

Run it back, Sheevyn! Opening night... Benson - Kulich - TNT JJP - Norris - Tuch Zucker - McLeod - Greenway Malenstyn - Kozak - Krebs (Rosén) Samuelsson - Dahlin Power - Bernard-Docker Byram - Clifton (Bryson, Johnson) Levi Luukkonen Make it happen! They're all a year older!

Reinhart = Levi, Kulich Eichel = Tuch, Krebs, Östlund, Greenway Ristolainen = Rosén, Wahlberg, Karlsson

Kozak stops at the front of the net. That’s how rebounds work… Quinn.

Kozak on the doorstep!

But this is the year that the false hope is most hopeful. We’re gonna be dominant this April! We’re the Jiri! We’re the team no one wants to play in the first round. And they won’t have to.

Damn it. The goalie change. The worse lead in hockey.

Good look, Rosén. Muel-PO buries it.

Byram tried to pass that across the middle of the ice through 2 Pens.

Don’t sell them short. They also had a 6-game skid and three separate 3-game skids.

20 consecutive point-per-game seasons. Tops Gretzky with that goal (19).

Another quality power play with good o-zone possession time. For the Pens.

Sabres skating. Pens not skating at all. Not even waddling.

Krebs! 100% shooting.

Good start, gents. Sloppy back check just lets Tage slide into the slot. Nice.

A Sabres win coupled with a Flyers loss tonight would also move the Sabres out of the cellar of the Eastern Conference for the first time since... whenever. 2024 probably.

Nice! They're also at least 4 games from being mathematically eliminated from playoff contention. Pegula can rest assured that they'll play meaningful games in April.

When Han Indy says, "I don't know. I'm making this up as I go," it's endearing because he's the hero and we know he has the Plot Armor to help him survive getting shot, riding under a truck, breathing for hundreds of miles on a submerged submarine, and withstanding the Wrath of God by closing his eyes. But Sheevyn isn't the hero. He's the villain. Villains need to have plans. Master Plans. Sometimes incomprehensible and convoluted, and sometimes diabolical, but always a plan that they can tell us all about while cackling over their own Awesomeness. Adams' plan is: "Wait another year; they'll all be a year older." Though, he might have to shed salary to stay EEEconomical. If that were the villain's plan in a movie, you'd walk out the theatre/stop the stream.