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Cmon Jack gives four more.

Are they using French ticklers to dust bones?

Patty Kane. Not just a threat to women folks.

We call them sleeper cells. Ready to explode any minute.

Once Larry and MOJO are back I’m all for shipping Mitts and ERod out. Just tell Patty Kane he’s a girl and let nature takes its course.

I will say it is getting annoying how we have so many guys that can’t score. It’s like they’re only out there to give Jack, Sam, and Jeff a breather. If Eichel didn’t rub his magic lamp last night we’d likely be starring down the barrel of one hell of a losing streak. Looking at you ERod, Mitts, Sheary, Vesey and a couple dmen.

That hit was a few years late.

Guys I hate to say but I don’t think we’re winning this one. All our penalties are adding to Chicago’s crime rate.

This will catch on.

Sweet Vesey has a stat now.

Vesey’s face on the bench is pure disbelief.

Matt Foley? Is he broadcasting from a van down by the river?

Leino 2.0

Jack!!! WTH man

Jack just got his fifth in two nights.

Such a huge drop off between PP1 and PP2.

What’s crazy is every word is spelled correctly. It’s like if you driving on the wrong side of the road but staying perfectly in the lane.

Doing a little pre game hydrating?

Maybe Dahlin should ride the bench. No sense changing anything after a win.

Eichel 4 Ottawa 2

He and Dahlin will share a box of popcorn.

Because Vesey’s gaffes come off scoring chances where as Dshlin’s tend to create opposition scoring chances. We are also down a forward.

Reference a number of games this year where Dahlin does something boneheaded. This is a chance for him to think about some stuff before he sees the press box.

McDavid who???