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It still beats summer hockey discussions where we discuss trades and line combinations that never happen. Embrace the chaos.

I know. I don’t want anyone getting mad if I point out Peca is the reason for all those dented cans. We’re talking about the same thing right?

I thought of something funny but not sure it’s safe on here.

Who volunteers to be the stuffed animal?

Geez come to Buffalo and leave a snowflake.

Toe drags seem to work against Minny’s defense.

Let me guess. Jack got a 4 minute penalty because the other has no balls to drop the gloves. More like Minnesota Soy Boys.

Eichel!!! You have my respect kid.

Hey Vesey hit the net. From five feet out. Progress!!!

If they score on this PP I will laugh.

Pretty sure the fans are gonna pull out the shanks.

Some may not view that as a bad thing.

Are we using regulation sized nets?

You’d be the player who crashes the net.

Risto plus something for a top six winger to play in VO’s spot with Jack. VO takes Sobotka’s place on the second line. Maybe Sobotka takes KO’s spot. Or maybe Vesey takes VO’s spot on Jack’s wing and VO takes Sobotka’s. Vesey can’t buy a goal but he has shown moments of trying to create.

How many times do you see NHL dmen do that stupid backhand saucer pass. Useless?

Cmon Jack gives four more.

Are they using French ticklers to dust bones?

Patty Kane. Not just a threat to women folks.

We call them sleeper cells. Ready to explode any minute.

Once Larry and MOJO are back I’m all for shipping Mitts and ERod out. Just tell Patty Kane he’s a girl and let nature takes its course.

I will say it is getting annoying how we have so many guys that can’t score. It’s like they’re only out there to give Jack, Sam, and Jeff a breather. If Eichel didn’t rub his magic lamp last night we’d likely be starring down the barrel of one hell of a losing streak. Looking at you ERod, Mitts, Sheary, Vesey and a couple dmen.

That hit was a few years late.

Guys I hate to say but I don’t think we’re winning this one. All our penalties are adding to Chicago’s crime rate.

This will catch on.