JujuFish

And MurraysRats wins the Lose Your Way Into Playoffs award, losing 6 straight games to end the season but taking the last spot! So I guess it went by those records I posted last night (2-1, 2-1, 2-2, 1-3) and then to break the 2-1 tie, instead of going head-to-head between them, it went to Points For, which Murray had by 43 points. Also, I see 4 teams all placed below Whiskey. Perhaps they should all get avatars? :P

Regardless, it looks like it's me and you, JJ. Bring it on! WildCard was 1-3 against the other three teams dEnnis was 2-1. Woody was 2-2. Murray was 2-1. Murray's one loss was to dEnnis. Perhaps that means dEnnis makes it? Or perhaps it goes to Points-For since no one went undefeated against the rest, in which case it would be WildCard? I don't know. Guess we'll see in the morning.

I'm seeing a 4-way tie. dEnnis, MurraysRats, Woody, and WildCard all at 7-7.

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Honestly, I think we're both just really frustrated with the team right now and taking a little bit of it out on each other. We should stop that. Sorry.

Okay, how about earlier this year. Oakland v. Tampa Bay. Oakland out-gained Tampa 626-270, won by 6.

No, I didn't say that either. I said it wasn't the most deceptive score ever. How is this so hard to understand?

That's irrelevant. I never said Bell didn't have his way with us, nor did I say it wasn't embarrassing. I disagreed that this was the most deceptive score ever, and backed it up.

And yet they did, 31 times.

No, we weren't. That's the point. If we were crushed everywhere, Big Ben would have better than a 37.8 QB rating.

No, why would it?

Given how poorly Ben has played, I would say no.

Never mind.

And the comeback begins.

OK, Bell got his 3 TDs for me. Now for the Bills to take over the game.

Big opportunity today if Tennessee pulls off their game against the Broncos.

Okay Buffalo, remember that thing Oakland did to you in the second half last week? Do that to Pittsburgh in the second half of this game, thanks.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

OK, Bell is allowed 3TDs as long as Buffalo wins 24-21.

The Sabres remain undefeated when scoring at least 4 goals. While that's not a particularly impressive stat, the Flyers have lost four such games in regulation, so that's nice.

Looks like I clinched playoffs. I don't know how the funky tiebreaking works, but since JJ and dEnnis play each other, one of them is guaranteed a loss. Please be True. Please be True. Please be True. ;)

Like the presidential election, it's not how many points (votes) you get, but the wins. I could still miss the playoffs as the top scoring team, though I'll have a cushion now going into the final week. Side note, but it would be interesting if we had a single wild card slot for the highest scoring non-playoff team. We'd have to shorten the season by 1 week for the wild card game and I doubt NFL.com even supports the possibility, but it would certainly help someone who built a top team but got screwed by schedule.

It went: Oakland TD Tyrod 3 and out Oakland TD Tyrod 3 and out Oakland TD Tyrod 3 and out Oakland TD Yes, there's plenty of blame for the defense but Tyrod definitely deserves blame.

Another week, another 60 points by Johnson+Bell.

Well, 2016 can't leave soon enough. Onward to 2017.