Johann!!
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The good thing about being 58 years old is that insurance actuarial tables say I'll only have to endure this pain for another 26 years. I feel sorry for you young guys.
With one linesman being out I think the less seniority ref should take over those duties. Not like he can't call penalties but shouldn't have to make one linesman cover both lines.