Tondas

I have hope, which reminds of a joke. What's the difference between a Nun and a girl in a bathtub? A nun has hope in her soul.

Pull the goalie. I dont care how much we lose by or embarrassed by.

How many Pollacks does it take to get Foligno off the puck?

How can we suck this bad? Why do we have scouts? We could just draft off of Bob McKenzies' list and do better than this?

More like, "I am what I eat, ask your girlfriend"

Our guys seem to lack hockey sense. How do you get to the NHL without it?

Risto, either fight or get off the pot.

Maybe the noodles were upside down?

Smith looks like he needs a year or so in the A. GMTM signed him by offering a 5 game tryout with the big boys (which is $50K in salary) to sign with Buffalo. I'm OK with that. If all else fails, he's good depth in Roch.

Sabres playing with some jam this period. Why does it always take so long to start playing?

God, I hope so.

Jack's game looks like the forward-version of the Miller wave.

There aren't enough o's in sloooooooow to describe our defense.

Delete the tape of that game never to watch again. On to the Laffs! See you tomorrow.

All our goals against today were self inflicted. Either giveaways or poor goaltending.

Agree. He's been solid all year (except for shoot outs).

Jack's been good at drawing penalties today. Time for him to bury one on this PP.

Let's see. You know, I haven't liked ERod today. :P

Zengus is who I worry about having little value.

I like Foligno and think half the league would want him.

I like 48 and 49 today.

Shooting side is based on natural lean tendencies. If you slide (in baseball) on your right hip, you'll shoot right. In skating, everybody has a preferred way to crossover and stop. If that is to the right, you'll shoot right. Someone told me 40 years ago, whichever one of your nuts hangs lower, that's the side you'll favor and shoot. Must be genetics :P .

1. Could a player put the puck in the palm of his hand (open, so as not to be guilty of closing his hand on the puck) and skate it down the ice? 2. Can a player use a deliberate kicking motion to score in his own net? 3. Can a player be "onside" if his glove is on the ice and touching the blue line or does it have to be his skate?

After seeing poo this year, I'm anxious to see Pu next year.