I am Defecting

Tee, hee-hee.

Oops, :bag:

Hi Jeanbe! Are you woman too? I am woman too. To me it seems, sadly... you may still be fighting little voice in your head that tells you what is right and what is wrong. It is called Conscience. All of pro-tank propaganda, media, and fan-pressure in World will not shut voice up. Little voice says something about this is wrong. Something just does not make sense. If you obey little voice, and cheer for your teams players to beat other teams players, your conscience will be clean again. And, between us girls, nobody will blame you for cheering for home team to win. Fate rests in hands of players on the ice. To blame you for win is highly illogical, even according to very advanced statistics. You play insignificant role in outcome, and bear mathematical equivalent of 0% responsibility. On the other hand, if you disobey conscience and root for team to lose, you are ignoring damage to players and coaches careers for self-interest. It is because you are promised a bill of goods - knowledge, wealth, McEichel, and happiness - for disobeying your conscience. You stand to lose very much by disobeying your conscience. I refer to Adam and Eve. I think you are now seeing the early results of what I call Paradise Lost phenomenon. Fans who cheer for loss are able to enjoy neither loss or win. It will get worse, even if we draft number one. Promised bill of goods is not delivered till Parade. You will not be content with just pick in draft. Look at me :angel:​ , cheering for wins, no longer upset at losses. Happy when we score! :D Oh well :oops:when team scores against. It is Paradise. Look at tankers :devil: cheering for losses, no longer thankful for wins. Angry when we score! :angry: Dogmatically snarky <_< when team scores against. It is Hell. I do feel sorry for fans who feel they must ignore conscience to fit in, or believe in bill of goods on promise of delivery at unspecified future date. They are real victims. There is also this logic: that you are rooting against the people on the ice who are representing your city. Why? Because people, who claim to be wisdom, tell you that you should root against players, or will be stupid I call these people collectively, Serpent. I will not think anyone is weirdo for living game-by-game hoping for each win. What I do think is weird, is great masses of people, jumping on current bandwagon to make believe place they tell you. I would recommend elementary book on logic to this Serpent promising Hockey Heaven, if we lose. Consider this. This is called Fallacy of Affirming the Consequent. If you are in Canada, you are in North America; You are in North America, therefore you are in Canada. (but I'm in Buffalo! - No, stupid, you have been proven irrefutably to be in Canada). The Penguins tanked and had success. You are tanking, therefore, you will have success. Also, why do they need your support in losing? Because without your support, people in charge of Sabres would bear full responsibility for plan not working out. With your support, you Jeanbe can be blamed for going along with whole thing.

Great game. Plenty of bulletin board material in this thread to motivate Sabres players for next game. Let us take this show on the road. Charge!

Yes maybe. But we need to really get going: Hey! Guess what? Connor McDavid scored four goals, six points tonight! There we go. Let's get funky in here!

I want real reforms this time, Mr. Perestroika. Real reforms. I want womens' right to vote in online polls. I want equal Sabres Hockey Pucks for women posters. I don't want women posters to have to hide behind their male avatars and usernames no longer. Real Perestroika, Mr. Restructur-er. Real Equality, lovey dove. So I say to you, Mr @fakgorbyportwinestain... Tear down that Wall! :wallbash:

Through the miracle of modern technology... Shall We Dance, Again?

How many times do you need to spanked for this, you immoral, selfish, degenerate, immature bad little boy? Do you like it, you sicko?

You were referring to Canadian tank crusaders Edmonton? I thought you meant Blitzkrieg not ending well, like suicider en bunkre. As my medical history record will show, I sometimes confuse reality with so-called fantasy, which makes me associate Fantasy Sabre Tank, with Real Nazi Tank. I am sorry.

General Manager Tim Murray has already scheduled a meeting to talk to him, not with him. This sounds very serious. Stress reduces blood flow to the brain, says preeminent Soviet scientists. Take it easy tankers. Lighten up, how do you say, homies? When is the last time that you danced?.. I mean really, really danced?!

Anti-Tank Crusader much better. Plus, he's American.

Soul Sister... gonna be alright. How do you say... Word?

It is not very important, but in Soviet Russia, you would be lost in гипермаркет (gipermarket). Soviet Russian гипермаркет, translated "hypermarket" is our version of supermarket. Also, I am being very picky, because I know your meaning - to be a good Soviet, but we say is comrade, is товарищ in our Motherland. It is most common in Western Bourgeoisie to refer to one's "tovarish," as "comrade," but it that is a degenerate capitalist mindset, according to latest edition of Pravda. I will say that you are a wild and crazy tovarish. Some Russian women might find that attractive, :wub: . Some super-tankers always are way hard sons of a sukas. That "transcends" mutual benefit. ;)

Kids watch tank behavior. Kids listen to tank commentary. Kids read me now diss tank. I take heart in fact that reading age kids have advance past moral level where it is right to tank for own benefit.

Who let the dogs out? Oof! )of, oof, oof. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PUnymRe_ew

OP makes most egregious error in confusing "cities" with "teams." No trade clauses are not for city's. Our city is desirable. Owner does us great slight to mire our city's name through mud. It has been stupid not to call them Pegula Sabres. Look at the recent track record under the new owner, for why outsiders are not "buying (unlucky to get drafted) in" to the story you are hearing locally. This is graph. \ \ \ \ \ \ \/ I have said what I want to say, sheep.

:wub: :death:

;) I am fighting them off with chairs, but... here comes the needle... ahhh... rest. I broke team rules.

Here they come, to take away the phone I stole. I love Yu... :death:

We tried good. I am 'cause Billy Buffalo. Catherine the Greater, tee hee. Thank you tovarishi (comrades).

The Cat in the Hat Came Back.

Even when you are stuck back in mental hospital, for posting violation, with no internet, only TV, you never give up hope. You intimidate other patients to think you are more crazy so you can switch channel to Sabres. You cheer for winning goal. You steal nurses Smartphone. And you post... En Garde Predators!

4 Pegula Day I ask what do you do on Pegula Day? Do you beat the best team? Now what do you say? I would smash the best team, let those leeches hiss, nay! 550, tank talk, GR. 4 year plan became 8 some three years ago, 8 year plan will 9, and then 12, don’t you know. But at least there’s a plan, says their radio show… 550, tank talk, GR. I ask what would you do for a win? Is it holy enough to do egregious sin? Would you brag of great losses to friendships and kin? 550, tank talk, GR. There’s a cancer that gnaws at our hopes. It infects them inwards, whilst calling us dopes. Do you dare to say yes in the face of these nopes… @ 550, tank talk, GR.

OMG! Redwings going against Blackhawks, tied 2-2 going into overtime. But if you consider is from the point of a "smart" Buffalo fan, here in Hockey Heaven, one of these teams are in hockey hell. It's just a race towards mediocrity. Can't win by losing, good teams! Ha! The rest of the NHL is pitying you.

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