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  1. I am Defecting
    Mr. Putin does not hesitate to eliminate enemies to gain power through means of assassination. Mr Pegula does not hesitate to poison waters to gain money through means of fracking. Why shouldn't this organization poison its players for long-term gain? Perhaps this tank is to you a unicorn and rainbows proposition, but to some, it is their livelihood, representing millions of dollars. And I was never a man.
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    The most important in the entire history of franchise, you meant to say. Or perhaps, the most important in the history of mankind, even better. The next 8 days will determine whether we will be the very best ever, or the very worst of all time. The next 8 days will determine whether your children will want to live in Buffalo, or want to join ISIS. If we lose the Arizona, what glory will befall us, Eichel for certain. We'll never have to work a day again in our lives. But if we win to Arizona, the heavens will darken, the marauders will enter our city, slay our children, rape our women, and cut off our mens balls, and gouge their eyes out. That is the true importance of these next 8 days, without any undue exaggeration.
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    Since his work organization controls his food, I wonder if he were poisoned? Would you be cool with that? The ends justify the means, right? It's for the best that we poison them, yes? I mean, are you on board with the tank, or not, newb? You'd poison someone, wouldn't you? if it meant getting McDavid? My bad, Eichel or McDavid.
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    Posters calling this a playoff like atmosphere - I am not sure they are right in the head. If you ask them, they will say, they are happy, because this is like the playoffs, despite all appearances to the contrary. This is what sports are about, they proclaim. How entertaining these games are, they remark. Now they have begun a "holier than thou" trope towards anyone who tries to point out the reality of the situation. Damaged goods, I suppose. I am through trying to talk sense to them, and scolding them seems to only exacerbate their condition. I think that maybe it is best to ignore them, talking about them, after passing as if they weren't there, like you would any nutcase that you must avoid on the street. Or perhaps it is best to avoid the places that they congregate in. Like one should avoid the City Mission if one does not like smell of homeless people. I am going to find out what Spndnchz is doing.
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    I will skip this game too. In all honesty, I haven't watched an entire game for two entire seasons, and the only regular season I attended, ended with the puck in the back of the visiting team goalies pants. Tee hee.
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    Did you ever get to see your tribute thread? Where everybody said how much they miss you?
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    You should hangout in the Elmwood Village more. Well, at least for the attractive part. A good number of them have big butts and tight pants. If you lurk outside a health food store, or a juice bar, you will be sure to see them. Now you can look, but you cannot touch. No, no, fellas. Look all you like, but you must not touch.
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    For your posterities sake, tee hee!
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    Go Redskins! Tee hee. Talk about sexy, though, eh ladies?! I'd wear my Teddy in beddy for Nolan, for sure, till he conquered it off of me. What a Man!
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    This is most curious, when radio says, this is just like the playoffs, because we root hard for something. Sometimes I wonder if the radio is becoming unprofessional.
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    Sure, McDavid is fast, but I think that Marner's stick skills are under appreciated by most fans (particularly male fans). He can do an awful lot in a tight space. Marner is fast too, though, and even though both are scoring a lot in the lower leagues, I just think that once they hit the pros, that Marner will appreciate the opportunities more, take his time, and not shoot pre-maturely.
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    Overdelivering all over WNY? They still have not figure out their mistake, have they?
  13. I am Defecting
    Perhaps he is less skilled than McDavid in one department, and more skilled than McDavid in another department. ;) I am hoping to find out.
  14. I am Defecting
    L'Arson is on fire! I suspect foul play.
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    I would consume such a loaf if it were the only means of sustinence. Heck, in Soviet Russia we ate book bindings during the war. Here in the USA, I, I,.. I am consuming a moldy loaf, aren't I?
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    Tee hee hee. But I want to show how passionate are we fans. :wub:
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    I am so hot for Mitch Marner, I get all worried by losses. I just tell myself, Anna, that is just what sports are about. Because if we were in 27th place, you just know I'd wish we were in the sweetie spot, 28th. 28th is the best possible outcome I could ever expect at the end of this insufferable season. I just know that I could not trust this rookie GM with 29th place, or even 30th. Ah, Mitch... :wub:
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    From clients of mine, who sometimes grace the 200 level, and only look up from their phones to acknowledge goals or fights, there is still cheering when we score. The ticket re-sales have given visiting team fans cheapest tickets in town, but cheering for losses is below most fans dignity. Though I do wonder if my informants have superiority complexes, they are still my people, and I respect their opinions, however obnoxious.
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    This is where I thought tankers would feel comfortable to marginalize themselves forever and for all. I don't criticize you. But... Do you want me to fill the empty space?
  20. I am Defecting
    To clarify: not masturbators who to real things, that's fine. He whacks, he waits, we scores! Thats great! Masturbators while watching imaginary McEichel porn. Those are delusional. We score. Damn... think I'll watch some more McEichel porn because reality sucks.
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    Yes, children. When speaking to my boy about hockey, I would like to mention this proud tradition of good fans in Buffalo, if it were not for all of the fans shamelessly jacking off to the next top draft pick. Self gratification is what the tank is all about. McEichel is Porn. You WISH. You wishy-wash-your-hands of any beliefs. in YOUR OPINION this would be THE BEST! Never a real underdog manboy like Mitch Marner. If I didn't know that it was only a few crazies, and not the real fans (majority), I would go crazy - just like masturbators, you hyperbole tank freak jackoffs. Keep pretending... While you lose.
  22. I am Defecting
    What right does any last place team have to feel righteous about getting best player, thou ridiculi?
  23. I am Defecting
    Cool Hand Luke is Ted Nolan.
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    Maybe, pianits, it is like quarter drunk, where you start thinking about some porn star better than wife. Then it is half-drunk, where you try to hit on wife but are rejected. But it evolves to three-quarters drunk, where you wish you had some one better than your wife. And it culminates in jacking off to porn.
  25. I am Defecting
    I respect you, or will try to not degrade you with every post, but Eichel does not equal McDavid. I repeat, Eichel does not equal McDavid. Hockey junior championships in Canada were a great exhibition, and the difference was clear there, and it is clear with everyone outside of this echo-chamber. You raise Eichel to McDavid's level, but you are comparing apples to oranges. Apples to apples, there is a clear number 1, and a clear number 2. It is not as if number one pick has to think about it - Eichel or McDavid? Tough choice, NOT! Why do you not just hope for good luck and for players to develop to their utmost potential? Because that would require a non-tanking environment immediately. And we fans are hurting players perception of Buffalo by rooting against players, and coaches, regardless of our (winning?) intentions.
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