Andrew Amerk

I don’t think fairweather is the proper term. The team has sucked for 15 straight seasons. Some people can only take so much. I’m about where @inkmanis at. I’m thinking about cancelling my Fubo. I’ve seen almost every single game since 1998, and gave up my season tickets 5 seasons ago.

I’d bet $5 that Ralph talks in his sleep, but it’s just him muttering the word ‘synergy’ over and over.

Sometimes, when I’m sleeping and hit that sweet REM stage, I have nightmares in the voice of RJ screaming “NOT OUT.”

I might go dig up the grave that this team buried my hopes and dreams in a few years ago, and see if there’s anything left.

MUSK TWIN

What did they offer you? Who is the soccer coach?

Has the team ever had a period in their history where they didn’t register one shot?

Except Bill Murray learned how to have fun.

“Stuck between a hard rock and a hard place” - Marty Biron

Srsly?

Third period. Time for Ralph to “shorten the bench” and roll with the best 9 forwards of the game. 🙄

I’m being serious. When his name was brought up, I realized I haven’t seen Staal tonight, and didn’t know if he was playing. At least I noticed Fogarty once.

Is Staal playing tonight or is he one of the Covid scratches?

This thread doesn’t seem as popular as the negative ones.

I think if we can get more goals than them, we have a pretty decent chance of winning. I am hoping it’s part of Rayzors 3 Keys To The Game.

Laaksonen and Samuelsson both looked good. 6K had a solid game. Asplund left a lot to be desired. Ruots was decent, sort of expected more.

I was mildly disappointed by this. The Monsters announcer reminds me of a HS announcer.

I didn’t think they looked bad that period and the score reflects that.

That’s what I thought they were doing too, until you said something.

I never envisioned my cause of death being attending an Amerks game or running to Wegmans for garlic bread, but it could happen.

Maybe each team only plays 3 other teams?

I didn’t think they looked bad that period despite what the score says.

I just signed up for AHLTV. Come here next to learn I could’ve seen the game free.

Chef is incorrect.

Griselda is not figuratively descended from Wu-Tang. If anything they are descended from Mobb Deep, and that’s a stretch.