Andrew Amerk

I'm being honest, I'd love to see Wilson deliver a nice heavy cheap shot on Marchand.

Announcers really jinxed the Caps goalie there.

I thought that they all came from storks, and the storks come from the heavens.

So after 6 games, he’s the 2nd coming of Tim Thomas?

Actually, yes.

I think it does. If you “accidentally” unfollowed your SO, you either did it on purpose or you are ready to be in the doghouse for awhile.

It means your gf don’t care no more, and she’s moved on. To win her back, you better remember all the little things she kept saying she wanted (was it a pink loofah or a pink moon rock) and likely an 8 x 5 contract (or was it 5 x 8)?

Mmmmmhmm. So he “accidentally” clicked unfollow, and then IG said “are you sure” and he “accidentally” clicked yes.

Typical breakup move. She a hoe.

Well thank goodness Tennyson was chosen. I was starting to lose sleep over who would be on the roster.

Is this gonna be oral or anal?

You have to wait about 2 years, until Amazon owns the NHL.

“Another Sabres star who might also want out is Reinhart, the team’s leading scorer, according to Paul Hamilton of WGR 550 in Buffalo.” What do they mean Sam was the the teams leading scorer, according to PissHam? They couldn’t look it up themselves?

Be grateful that I didn’t publish my original analogy, which would have made even our raunchiest posters blush.

I’m in like gin.

Do you want to go to your first dance with someone who also hasn’t been to one and share that experience? Or, do you want to bring someone who has been to 5 dances already with 3 other people, just because they’ve been to some and you haven’t? (I agree with the bolded).

Liger For GM

Also, there is no evidence to say what Sam would or wouldn’t score as a 2C over a full season with capable wingers.

The irony of the term common sense, is that it isn’t that common.

These circles refer to them as “face diapers,” not masks.

Lazar would be the sneaky play.

A lot of Sabres fans are screaming that Jack was given the C too early. You’re going to suggest Mitts should be C? Why?

The filter on this site really missed on this one.

You forgot, he also wore that wig that one time.

Willie Mays Hayes: Vaughn, get the stewardess. I need one of those bags. Rick Vaughn: There aren't any stewardesses. Willie Mays Hayes: I wonder if they are any pilots.