Andrew Amerk

Rayzor: Penguins want to fill some holes Me: all of us men do, Rayzor. Oh, Skinner IS playing. Just saw him.

Great job by Miller there.

Skinner is playing?

Anytime I hear the “life is like a box of chocolates” quote, I always think of my old friend.

I used to have a friend that would put dog sh!t in a jewelry shaped box and wrap it in birthday paper and leave it on the sidewalk and wait for someone to walk by thinking it could be a Diamond bracelet and pick it up and open it.

You could have a point there. I recently noticed a new competitor in the frozen pizza arena called Crazy Mike’s that I’m tempted to try.

Pekar just did his best Stafford vs Lucic impersonation.

Can’t argue with you on the sound. I’m actually sadistically hoping that it sounds like this all year. It’ll add an interesting element to the games.

Digiorno > Red Baron > Totinos Party Pizza The play or the “sound?”

I feel like I’m listening to the teacher from Peanuts.

Is it just me or does this broadcasts audio sound like it’s being filtered through a toilet?

Let’s say you own a gas station. You have an employee (cashier) for 10 years who is always there. Never calls in sick, is never late, never makes mistakes with the register. Friendly and reliable, the customers all love the employee. One day, you catch the employee stealing $20. What do you do? Give the employee a stern talking to? Suspend the employee? The answer is you fire the employee. Not because it’s their first time stealing. You fire the employee because it’s the first time they got caught.

This is an excellent decision.

This could spawn a new Sabres broadcast feature this season: Rayzor’s Occom

Jack Brownschidle never made it to the Sabres?

Montel Williams

So Detroit is now trying to use “Shout?” Im throwing a flag on that.

He’s still calling him Josh Bryson. This guy sucks.

Quinn is not near being ready for the NHL, and this is basically an AHL game that he’s in.

Pizza Hut > Little Caesars > Dominoes > Papa jacks

Well that’s what I’ve always wanted for my memorabilia collection. An autographed joint. How useless.

True. But I’ll call him John for now, unless he wants to buy back the Jack jerseys I spent money on. 🤷‍♂️

We will see. His skating isn’t the best, but his effort might make up for it.

Yes, his real name is John. Jack is what he likes to be called, formally. Since he is no longer interested in being a member of the Sabres and the ensuing fanbase, we call him John informally.

Maybe the players have a hankering for a slice of a bacon wrapped crazy calzoni and need it.