Andrew Amerk

Ass man

At first I read this as “bury these nachos” and now I’m hungry. Thanks.

Boeser is a loeser.

When I see the name Hinostroza, I think of a dish on a menu that I don’t know what’s in it. When I watch the player, I see someone who hustles hard, but couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn with a ping pong ball.

I’ve been listening to the Vancouver broadcast team all game. They still haven’t stopped talking about how bad the Sabres are, and also John Eichel.

TAGER RAGER!!!!!

SKINSSSSSSSS

SHOOT TAGER SHOOOOOOT 🤦‍♂️

Ralph = don’t touch with a 39 and 1/2 pole ***** = the heart that grew 3 sizes edit- why is DonnieG a slur? A word that rhymes with BonG and instead starts with a D is a naughty?

Wooooooof

Swordfight! 🗡🗡

Medieval Wrestling

For those of us hoping this would be the YEAR, thank God it’s only the 1st game.

101 yard return called back for nothing.

If I have to hear the announcer say Jackrabbit Jinkies one more time, I may have to pour myself a drink.

That’s what I was wondering. Then I realized I guess I don’t understand the rules.

Another game where it seems like the main announcer loves the team that is against Buffalo

Bassssssssssssssss

Are you SURE that wasn’t “Boos?”

Hooooo boyy

Dead in the middle of Little Littely, Little did we know that we riddled some middlemen who didn't do diddly.

GO BILLS!

The hardest working team in hockey, version 2.0

If the team keeps playing with this effort through the first 20 games, I’d see no reason not to make him the C in game 21.