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Science!!!!

As if working during the day doesn't make me miserable enough...a guest says to me today "you always look like De Niro's clone in Casino" with a snide look on his face.(I don't, by the way. I don't wear pastels.) So I say, "hey, thanks. That lucky shirt has really been paying off for ya these past 3 days." ...and now I'm the *****?

The goal scoring should have been there this year.

Because we'll be in last place?

Applebee's.

Chili's

***** it! Go for it. What's the he worst that can happen? Were we the first team ever to finish 31st? Maybe we won't be the first team ever to finish 32nd. My money is on we will be, but I'm still hoping against it. Maybe he can help.

Not outright. That statement was just saying that big leads evaporate in the NBA. Only takes 3 minutes and a hot shooter. One team misses 2 shots and it can be a 9-0 run going the other way. If they do that twice it's right back to a close game.

Haha, nah. Just a funny little anecdote that I heard somewhere. But how many times do franchises get traded. Gotta be pretty rare? Weren't the Colts traded for the Rams? Can't think of any in modern baseball or hockey.

Funny story. The Braves are the Celtics. Braves owner John Brown traded franchises with Celtics owner Irv Levin, because Levin wanted to move his team to his home state, and there's no moving the Celtics out of Boston. So they did a big 6 player trade and then swapped franchises then the Braves new owner moved em to San Diego, which I believe is German for....

What conspiracy? That the NBA is a league of runs and that big leads disappearing isn't strange at all?

Lakers are done! Good. Now let's hope the Bucks knock out the Nets. After that, I don't care what happens.

Call her and thank her. She'll have no idea what you're talking about. It'll be fun.

Color me shocked.

Lakers might wanna get out to the arc on defense...

It's the NBA. I'll be shocked if the lead isn't 5 points or less at the half.

He was hysterical with Baltimore in his last year. He's still got it.

Lakers facing elimination tonight. Let's see what the refs have to say about it.

Stamkos beat that puck. Bad whistle.

Watching the playoffs, these teams that are left. We'd lose to each of these teams by a hundred. We're a JV team, a long way from competing against men.

Laying out for the stick check takes him head first into the end boards or the pipe. I don't love the thought of that either.

Evans never looked up. Not for over 100 feet. Take a peek over your shoulder next time. Edit: couldn't get the clip to embed. It's just a cut from Youngblood. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2743c17d-50b9-4aa3-a270-b7b5090e86d7

Birds are stupid. Don't cry that my dogs ate your hatchlings, when you're the one that built the nest 3 feet off the ground. It's not like you didn't know it was coming. The dogs ate your friend when you were building the nest and you still finished it and laid eggs in it. You're dumb, now be quiet.

What was it that Commissioner David Stern said? His ideal Finals match-up is Lakers vs Lakers. Mobbed up refs and the commissioner himself openly rooting for specific match-ups. You can't have parity when that's how the league has been run for multiple generations.

Never has been any, never will be any. Teams win in bunches. In my 36 years there have only been 11 different NBA champions. MLB has had 20. NHL and the NFL both have had 17 different champions since 1985.