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Your captain is a tool. I bet he doesn't even drink beer on the bench. What a douche bag.I bet he doesn't even call beer time outs so that others can drink on the bench. I like to win more than most, but beer league is for the ###### players, not the good ones. Its about setting up the guy who hasn't scored a goal in his life. It's not about line matching. 2 D pairings and 2 forward lines. That's just basic math.

Myers, Foligno, Kaleta, Weber and Moulson. Moulson looks like he's 200 years old this year. Weber is Weber. Kaleta has an apex of 15 points. Foligno is nothing special. And Tyler Myers hasn't scored since he won the Calder.

I loved it.

Happened to me a couple years ago. Was out playing pitch at a friend's house after work and a friend took one of my shoes when he left. So he was wearing 2 different shoes. I called him out on being a drunken moron immediately.

Scored 17 goals in Blue and still lost lol... Oh well, at least they played my brand of hockey.

Myers, Gerbe, Leino and Foligno

To be fair, I haven't liked him for 3 years.

Effing auto correct... Edit: I'm not changing it either! Call the CIA. Chris Stewart is untraceable.

He's UFA after the season and at this rate of play he seems to be untraceable. I'm not worried about buffalo throwing big money at him. David Clarkson ruined that for everyone.

Christ, this team sucks. Pens win 8-1 Shots 56 to 12

I was wondering after the Toronto game if this team could have looked any worse without a coach on the bench at all. Just 18 skaters and 2 goalies.

Oh, piss on old time hockey!!!!!

No clue what either of you two are talking about with your blinking green arrows. Anyway, I withdraw my previous complaint. My company approved company wide raises 2 days ago.

Dave's a killer!!! Dave's a mess...

This will lower batting averages and take even more hitting out of the game. Batters need their routines. They are fundamental to the hitter. If the batter thinks he's getting a hit because he adjusted his batting gloves in between pitches, or because he spit on his shoe or because he wears ladies underwear, then he is! Every ballplayer knows that the streak must be respected. Someone post that line from Bull Durham.

I think it's the teams that are hurting the ratings. Have you ever met a Royals fan? San Francisco is hipster heaven. Do hipsters even have TV's? I've watched every game, but that's only because I need to have something to do at work.

You think Terry can't buy the lottery? Come on PA, step your game up. You're better than that.

Yup, Ted Nolan.

Hahahahahahahahaha! Ted Nolan, you suck! I can't wait until we have a coach who doesn't have a philosophy of "Hey guys, don't shoot...ever! And goalie, whoever you are, go make 60 saves. Maybe we'll get a tie..."

So this means that our rookie #2 overall pick should be on the 4th line playing 6 minutes. Ok, makes sense. I'm aware he's on the same line as Stamkos. I'm aware he was sent back to Juniors. I'm aware that the Sabres don't have any great players. I'm also aware that Rinehart has 75 more games in Juniors than does Drouin. So now explain to me again where any of this means he should get less ice time than any of the players on the Sabres? Or why he should be on a line with 2 guys who are skating punching bags.

Oh my goodness, Jonathan Drouin has 2 points and as much ice time as Steven Stamkos through 2 periods....but he's just a rookie and he hasn't earned a spot on the top line yet! Can't stand Ted Nolan.

Well he's at work doing a job that's nowhere near the hotel. He calls for someone to cover him because "he's sick." then takes 45 minutes to go bang this other employee in the hotel we aren't even supposed to be in and then comes back to work. So yeah, I'd have fired him.

I've been through this. Its not easy. I found that I really had to be there for her, like a lot more than usual. It gets better. Got my review at work the other day. I'm in line for a 4% raise (everyone else gets 3%). And then they tell us our raises are suspended. When this happens in my industry bad things follow. Also, the guy in the position above me got caught banging another employee in our hotel on company time while his pregnant girlfriend was working downstairs. Now I know, that's just funny, but the ###### part is that they aren't going to fill the vacancy at his position.

His shot makes Dion Phaneuf look like a sniper.

Pretty sure it's all Nolan and no Leino.