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Then we pick top 2 again next year too. Even with Eichel or McDavid, the Sabres are still a bottom 10 team next year. They blow! I keep seeing these lineups for next year posted with the team being made up of 50% rookies and 50% the sh!t players we already have and I want to puke coat hangers when people say we are going to improve.

Under.

Hate!!! The roofing guy. If I lived in Buffalo, I'd never buy a roof from him based strictly on his awful commercials.

I love college football and I didn't even know they were playing last night until one of my Co workers asked me to put it on at half-time, because he bet the game.

Moses was forced to wander in the desert for 40 years and died never entering the promised land. At least Ramses made the playoffs.

Well fine then! Mt. Dew is what people from Iowa drink to wash down their meth! Not that there is anything wrong with Iowa. Or meth for that matter. It's the Mt. Dew! That ###### is terrible!

Tyler Myers, my least favorite Sabre of all time.

Best playmaker we've had in about 10 years. He could just never stay on the ice. When he was healthy, he produced.

Last year was a fluke regular season for them. They had 112 points, finished 2nd in the West and went out in the first round. They have to learn to hold onto the puck if they want that to happen again.

It's things like this that make this board awesome.

I use that line all the time.

Sarcasm? This has to be sarcasm.

My sympathies glass case.

Hmm, no love for gamesmanship in the AHL.

Wow, sorry Matt.

I'm really liking this new SwiftKey keyboard. Thanks to all who recommended it. And to anyone looking for a phone upgrade, I recommend LG. I have had the G2 for a year and a half and it's just great. My techie friends have the new G3 and that phone is amazing.

I voted for everyone but Derek Roy. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in history to like him.

Same here eleven. I guess we're just highly evolved. It takes me 4 days to have 5 o'clock shadow. 80% of my my friends have facial hair and constantly bust my balls about it.

Ah, gotcha.

Come hang out with me at work sometime. All of my cynicism comes from going into work everyday and knowing that 50% of the people who I'm going to deal with are either cheats, cry babies, scammers, degenerates or all of the above. The sad part is they are elementary school teachers, nurses, doctors, dentists, grandparents. None of whom are the dregs of society, but for the time that they are with me they are all undesirables. Disclaimer: 3% of the population are problem gamblers. That's over 350,000 people in PA. These are not the majority of people that I deal with, but they are the majority of people that I see repeatedly throughout the week.

Ok, so you guys just talked me into swift key. I'll let you know how I like it in a few days. I'm not hitting the comma every time I go to hit the space bar now though, so that's a plus.

1 beer in the dressing room, 1 beer on the bench next to my water, 1 beer in the dressing room and 1 beer in the shower. And that's literally all the drinking I do all year. There's just something about hanging out with the team. I've got 0 goals and 6 assists in 3 games this year. I don't think I have registered a shot on goal yet. I pass a lot.

Lol, you're welcome.

Here are some basics for all of those who haven't gotten into a beer league yet but are thinking about it. Not safe for work.

Drink and skate? I'd die! I can barely drink and walk. Like I said, beer league is for the sh!tty players, ME!! Not guys like you who played Junior B and wear a tinted visor. I just don't have the game for it. [insert some funny emoticons]