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Sloppy basketball from both teams. UB has some first tournament ever jitters and they keep making dumb turnovers. They're getting their act together currently. 32-26 in favor of the hillbillies UB shooting free throws like Syracuse (that's bad) ________________________________________ 1st half summary. UB is lucky that WV can't shoot. WV is lucky that UB wants to turn the ball over every 3 seconds. 10 point game at the half. Pretty much right where it should be. If Buffalo can play the whole second half like they did for about 8 minutes in the first, then this will be interesting.

Tell me about it! I put the ratchet on the bolt and flicked my wrist and I hear "ping" and see a puff of rusty dust, lo and behold there is half a bolt in the socket and half a bolt in the frame. I believe my exact words were "..... Ahhh, sh!t"

I liked Forest Hump, Jurassic Pork, and who can forget....StarWh0res

I was changing the battery in the wife's car this morning and I broke off a bracket bolt. What a pain in the ass. Oh well, that's why we have zip ties and bungee cords, I guess.

Weird Science

Correct me if I'm wrong and I might be wrong. But didn't it work in Weird Science? I mean, Kelly Lebrock was pretty hot in 1985.

Yeah, but we could pretty much cut all of them.

76 and sunny.

You lost me. Is that the guy who looks like Dennis Farina?

My dad made me do a speed reading course when I was about 14. It took a whole Saturday! That's pure torture to a kid. I'd rather have been in school. Edit: OK, so I went to the site and took their quiz at 500wpm. I went 5 for 7 on a news article and my wheelhouse is 487 words per minute. Come on, show offs. I know the people here will probably smoke me, so let's have it.

Well this issue has been an issue since forever. Hell, in the early 90s they were making movies about it. The Program and Blue Chips are probably the best examples. I don't see this issue going away for quite some time.

McCoy, Watkins, Harvin

And?

These jerseys suck hard

I hung my Turner Battle jersey in the man cave for this one. Good for the Bulls. Gives me a reason to fill out a bracket or 2 now.

yes!

Hell yeah!

I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Bills!"

Lol. That's two degrees talking! Neither of them are in English. Actually I scored higher on my Spanish Regents than on my English one. It's more the administration of the public school system that can eat a big, fat dick. Whole lot of ass covering and very little good education decision (obviously depending on where). My district sent out a letter before this school year. They said that since the district was in the bottom 5 percentile, that students could chose to attend the nearest private school, tuition free for 1 year. Now my kid is home schooled and next year will be in a charter school. Hopefully he'll learn to use commas and other punctuation better than his step dad lol.

I'm pretty sure Ted would cook a nice filet in the microwave.

Public Schools can eat a big fat dick!

No! You must wear the exact same outfit as Seth Green in Airborne!

I was in the dressing rooms after a Crunch game in 'Cuse last year and holy hell! The garbage coming from Syracuse's room was unbelievable! Not just sandstorm bad. Epic terribleness! The dancing cage girls is more my style. More like exactly my type.

Done as in complete? Done as in fell through? Done like dinner?

Except for that ridiculous techno trash that they listen to. It's a joke.