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Boring, huh? Like the past 15 years of no scoring? When I was 8 years old, 2 guys, TWO! Scored 76 goals! My son will never get to experience anything like that thanks to Jacques Lemaire ruining hockey and the NHL doing nothing about it.

Poor guy? That's a great nickname! He could have ended up being Marky Mark.

Twisted Tea Bombs, the Brad Marchand of binge drinking. Ten point Pitch, the Brad Marchand of card games.

You like your best friends wife? Man, that must be cool, lol. Have an awesome time! Catch the garter, hook up with a bridesmaid and consider this a warm up for Sunday.

Vaping, the Brad Marchand of smoking.

My wife and I make a dinner menu at the beginning of the month. It really saves on the grocery bill. She went quite beef heavy this week. Monday we had ribeyes, Tuesday we had baby back ribs(pork, I know) Wednesday we had meatloaf, tonight we had burgers and tomorrow sloppy Joe's are on the menu. Now I love red meat as much as any American man, but holy hell! Thank God I'm making pizza on Saturday and beer can chicken on Sunday. Update: Evidently, I'm going to be a bachelor for the the next two days, so that means no cooking for me. I may not even remember to eat.

I feel everything in this thread is too good to be considered a Matt Ellis. .... Except for RC Cola

It's fundamental to the pro life vote. It's idiotic, but it's fundamental.

Dennis Quaid will play Jeb Bush in a movie. Book it!

That Cincinnati game, was that the one where the refs killed us. The game where my wife, who knows nothing of sports asked "why are the referees purposely making the bills lose?" yeah I remember that one. I calmly put the remote down, stood from the couch, walked out the front door and proceeded to walk aimlessly for the next 45 minutes until I wasnt a time bomb of rage anymore and then I returned home.

I was a freshman at UB when we won that game. Drew Bledsoe was our Qb. That was over a decade ago! Ahhhhhhhhh! I hate how awful this franchise has been! Deer sweet Jesus! Win, win, win! Then win more games. Lots more. Oh, and I hope Brady leaves the field on Sunday in a f'ing bag!

I'm pretty sure of Pennsylvania calls them dippy eggs.

Jeff Daniels

Where did I finish last year? Lol

Works for me.

3 eggs, sunny side up with toast and orange juice. I haven't had sunny side up eggs since I was a little kid. Fantastic.

I don't know, don't the Jills need literature on proper feminine washing techniques?

I work on Sunday nights, off Monday and Tuesday. I'm cool with auto drafting in one league but I'd prefer not to have to auto draft both teams.

Yes to Monday the 5th!

Anyone wanna bet we get flagged on this play?

And 2 encroachment penalties.

Gotta love HD. You get to clearly see their eyes rolled back in their heads on the slow mo replay.

Wow, what drew up that first play? The waterboy?

I was too young for Hagler vs Hearns(shame). I do remember Sweet Pea though. And I'll always remember Virgil Hill being knocked out by a Body shot from Roy Jones Jr