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My Cousin Vinny?

Joey Gallo's dead.

This chick is definitely not Ride or Die.

It's funny when the hockey player is taller.

Jenny

Oh yeah?

That's cause he ain't goin nowhere! He's goin, *****in nowhere! Where you goin? *****in nowhere!

I feel like this is never going to happen and I'm good with that.

Guess he probably should have score a goal then.

Winners win.

I brought a necklace into the jeweler to be repaired today. They had to send it out. So we're going over the fine points of liability and whatnot, and the clerk asks me what it's worth. I have no idea. It's a gift. I've had it since baptism. I'm all shoulder shrugs. "Idk, 20" box chain, maybe $200?" The jeweler was standing nearby, didn't even look up from the paperwork he was doing, and says "$700, easy." Get the ***** outta here! I'd have never worn this a day in my life if I knew it was worth so much. Looks like I need a sefe deposit box now.

I wouldn't trade him for all of King Midas' silver! Seriously, keep him. We're still going to finish last, just like Adams and the Pegs want. I'm sure Terry doesn't want to pay him anymore, that's the only real catch for me.

That's Wishbone.

Rumor has it that Kevin Durant's agent is working on getting him French citizenship so he can go play with them now.

Team USA hoops just lost to France. Lol. If they don't win gold, I propose that we deny them reentry into the country for a term no shorter than...forever!

You dug really hard for that one.

Just took the dogs on a two mile walk. It was wonderful! Probably gonna go ride my bike around the lake in a few minutes

Eh, we might win 30 games.

Ok, this is funny.

Well, I just called the wind a....a bad word. Hows your day going? Seriously, how did I have a 14 mph wind in my face on the ride out AND on the way back? What the *****!?

The sun was completely hidden today behind the haze. It's supposed to clear tomorrow, hopefully. Working out outside is one of my great summer joys.

I think this is one of maybe 3 days I've been alive where my town's Air Quality Index isn't completely in the green. Wildfire smoke is no joke. The entire commonwealth is in a haze from the fires happening 3000 miles away.