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Because when they aren't cranking out Shoefly pies and slinging meth and blow, the Amish puff that cheeb.

The only issue I have with ESPN+ is that the fast forward and rewind are way too fast. Other than that, it's been pretty great for the UFC.

Dinosaur BBQ isn't at the fair this year. So I'm eating significantly less calories.

I've been in the gym 6 days a week for the past month and a half. I generally go high reps. I've been going heavy weights and low reps for the past week. I leg pressed 748 lbs 10 times the other day. So I figured it was time to climb back under the squat rack. I put up 315 for 8 reps yesterday. Should be able to do 405 by ski season. And today I'm going to ruin all my nutrition by eating like I'm headed to the electric chair. State fair, baby!

Same here. All of the bridges crossing the creeks are still barricaded by flood gates. Cars dead everywhere and there appears to be a *****-ton of houses with flood damage. However, the floodgates protecting us from the river were taken down this morning. We're all clear. ...for now

Life hack: clean your gutters while it's raining. Clear the blockage and then all the remaining debris will flow directly to you! ...but you will get quite wet.

Bump. So far my house has avoided flood damage. The river isn't in danger of cresting the *****, but the floodgates have been closed. The creeks are a different story. All of the creeks are flooding everywhere in the area. A bunch of neighborhoods 4 blocks from my house were evacuated last night. Hopefully we've seen the last of the rain for a little bit.

Players back in the day wound NEVER, EVER flip the bat and show up the pitcher! Never! No way, no how!

✅ For me

Don't move to Albania. Your chance of Liam Neeson killing you goes up by like 300%

What a money-hungry baby!

Yankees at Braves, bottom 9, Yankees up 5-3. Braves are at bat for 31 minutes. Final score: 5-4. If you bat for 31 minutes, you'd better score 10 ***** runs. Aroldis Chapman was absolutely insufferable after his second batter faced. At times, he was taking over a minute in between pitches. He refused to throw a fastball for his last 2 batters then he was pulled, due to major suckage!

I'm having my front steps redone because they're beginning to crumble. $2600 for demo, materials and labor. Thank you very much! Now, to redo the pillars on the porch, and add a rail all the way around with spindles to match the pillars, whoooo boy! $3600 before labor. Materials are a friggin fortune right now!

I saw Korn at the pinnacle of Korn. Woodstock 99. Awesome! I "saw" Staind probably around 07/08ish when they played the Showroom at Turning Stone, fully electric (which is pretty incredible considering that room is about a 200 seater) I was dealing craps that night and my table was 30 feet away, directly in front of the Showroom doors, which were opened (those doors are always closed when a show is going on.) Felt like I was inside the room. They were tight that night and Mudshovel hits different when the old ladies who just got out of the bingo hall are shuffling by. I'd see them both again.

I'll only mail my poop to you.

At this point, I'm just having them tell me I'm fine once a year for the next 3 years before they put me under and break out the roto rooter.

I saw my pediatrician before I left home for college. I didn't see another doctor until I turned 34 because I figured I might need a check-up. No issues. I have been for 2 check-ups since then and I did have an elective surgery, but yeah, I spend a lot of money for insurance that I never use. Just go to the dentist twice a year. That's 100% necessary!

No plastic bottles. That's their whole thing.

Had to make a stop at Wegmans today. Needed big ass mushrooms. My wife decided she wanted to make a dessert and she needed pizzelle. I figured, they should be in the cookie aisle. Ya know, because they're a *****in cookie. Nope, not at Wegmans. They just put em in the *****in sauce aisle. Is this to keep the guineas separated from the rest of the shoppers, Wegmans? Anyway, they looked *****, so I went home and got the iron out and now I'm making my own pizzelle. Smells like Easter in here.

And the crowd went *****in wild!

Well, this tread sucks now.

Change of plans. Can't get blackout drunk anymore because Blues Traveler is playing the Fair that night as well and I have to be awake for them. We're on a 3 beer maximum before 7pm.

Man, I hate the Lakers. I really do. But if the Knicks aren't in the Finals next year and the Lakers are, I'm really going to have to pull for Melo to snag a ring.

NBC's Olympic coverage is ***** terrible.

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