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ubkev

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  1. It is a racket. But I love it. Seriously, lawn care, gardening, baseball and grilling are that which brings me joy all summer long. I need my lawn to look like a cross between Agusta National and Yankee Stadium. I freak if it's not perfect. Sadly, my footprint is probably bigger than most who have posted in this thread, combined!
  2. He's also the 80 year old white South African who brought Arthur Ashe and Lee Elder to play in South Africa in the middle of apartheid.
  3. Can't tell that Gary Player is a white South African, or anything...he probably rooted against Riggs and Murtagh in Lethal Weapon 2.
  4. Pens did it with Crosby, the Avs did it with Landeskog. Is it a publicity thing? Is it a dressing room thing?
  5. And done. No sense in over thinking it. My bracket has been pretty bad the past 2 years. Just winging it this year.
  6. Awe, thanks guys!
  7. So the two of them aren't as good as one Patrick Kane!? Great! Just f'ing great!
  8. So, a guy I work with is a big penguins fan. He is also an enormous Ovechkin hater. All he's been saying all week is how bad a player Ovi is and how he'll never score 50 this season, and "he can't even pass!" Sportscenter just highlighted his 50th with a big graphic on the screen. So, naturally, I took a picture and sent it to his phone. But this was after he, the mighty prognosticator, predicted that Pittsburgh would murder philly and keep them out of the playoffs.... I sent that pic to him too. I might be an a$$hole.
  9. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prince!
  10. What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
  11. Anyone see Batman v Superman yet? I saw it Tuesday night. Didn't hate it.
  12. Thanks, Potato. I just spent 20 minutes in 8th grade, listening to Mudvayne and ###### edit: seriously? o r g y is censored and the video wont imbed? Fascists!!!
  13. Betting .500The only one that matters :p
  14. ubkev

    Laptop advice

    Don't let him get to you, NS. I'm 30 and I can barely turn my computer on.
  15. So long to UNC. Too bad, so sad. Sorry not sorry. # stillbittermyteamplayedlikeshit
  16. The NHL treats head injuries slightly worse than Yale.
  17. Pfff, she'll never be half the delinquent that hope solo is.
  18. Kinda like the pyramids! But who would Pegula enslave to build it over the next 20 years?
  19. Why can't we vote online yet? Or from our smartphones? I mean, really, we're behind Estonia.
  20. I like Hoffman hot dogs the most. But I don't care enough about hot dogs to make a big deal about what is on the grill. Smells like summer, goes great with a ball game and a beer. Mmmmmm! America!
  21. I love the crawl at the end of that video that tells leaf fans not to worry because they are the youngest team in the league and only getting better.... Ha! F Toronto!
  22. Ha! Suck it, Kessel!
  23. Had credit karma recommend me a zero % balance transfer card with an estimated savings of $1200. So, I thought sweet! But it turns out after doing 3 seconds worth of math, they were figuring off of my minimum monthly payment. When I entered in the actual amount that I pay per month, the savings over the life of the debt was $13. Not worth the time. But, I do appreciate their recommendations.
  24. You could kill an elk with a lawn dart!
  25. Jack played poorly in the final minute.
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