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Are you new to watching football? The Bills have sucked since before I could drive a car. In 2 years I'm going to take the Bills playoffs drought out on a date.

Agreed.

Kill it! Kill it with fire!!

Ha! Nice, Swamp

I hate the penguins!

Get back to me when the Bills go 5-11.

Eh, I'm not so sure. And at least I can look at all those championship banners they won when I was a teenager.

So, in my man cave I have a Sabres wall(that is about to receive an amazing addition) a Yankees wall, a Syracuse wall and a Bills wall. They are all covered in various memorabilia and autographs and whatnot. I'm strongly considering tearing down the Bills wall. They are seriously depressing. Maybe I'll add to my beer stein collection. Maybe I'll take up stamp collecting.....

Report: Bills' Watkins suffers broken foot http://www.thescore.com/news/1028148 (via http://thesco.re/theScore_app ) Alright alright, it's not that bad.

As if I needed more reasons not to shell out, or even bother to haggle to get Sunday ticket this year....

Hey guys, Sammy just broke his foot. Report: Bills' Watkins suffers broken foot http://www.thescore.com/news/1028148 (via http://thesco.re/theScore_app )

You were saying?

It was more based out of desire to not lose to my buddy. He beat me out of the water by like 4 minutes and I spent the rest of the bike and run trying to catch him. ... I failed. The next year my 5k was in the high 19 mins, but my overall time ended up much better. If I were to do one this summer, I think I'd be looking at something like an 18 minute swim(or maybe I'd just drown), maybe 55 minutes to an hour on the bike, and about a 24 minute 5k. I ain't as good as I once was. Lol

I remember Kyle Farnsworth plunking a batter about 10 years ago. Said batter decided to charge the mound. Bad idea. Farnsworth proceeds to channel his inner Bill Goldberg. He spears the batter and begins pummeling his face. It was sweet. Ha! Found it! He didn't even hit the batter.

Cereal, have you ever done a triathlon before? I've done a couple sprint tri's back in my prime. My biggest advice is to train the swim! 20k on a bike and a 5k run are cake compared to half a mile in the water. I did my first sprint tri's when I was 21. The swim took me 18 minutes and I thought I was going to die coming out of the water. I can't remember how long I spent on the bike, but I know I did my 5k in 18 minutes and change. On my second one, a year later, I was out of the water in 12 minutes. I don't think I will ever be able to do better than that. Swimming is hard. Especially in open water.

Hang on fellas. My popcorn is in the microwave. ..... Aaaaand go!

Hahaha! No! I'm putting in for a promotion in a week. So unfortunately, I cannot give Ray Bourque crap tonight.

Ray Bourque is chillin at a table 6 feet away from me. That's pretty awesome. He seems like a decent guy.

That'll be cool.

I don't know what that is. Feels overwhelming.

Most of my time spent on the bike is in the middle of the woods, covered in mud with my heart about to burst through my chest because I push myself too hard, too fast. My stamina isn't quite there yet. The breaks I take when I snap the pictures are the only time I get to breathe. So I guess they are relaxing.

Like when Lindstrom came over to Detroit for his rookie year. They asked him what number he'd like. He said, "well, I've always worn 9, I'd sure love to wear that if it's available."

That waterfall looks awesome.

Oh, I have a question. Did all of Nashville call Joel Ward the "n" word on Twitter after he scored, like Boston did a couple of years ago? No? Good, you Boston! Completely irrelevant, I know.

Ah, books! Those are the things that my forebears read. And I honestly have no idea who I will cheer for from here on out. Mostly, I just need someone to beat the freaking penguins.