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This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.

Donate a t-shirt at the salvation army and have them stamp their little tax sheet that they give you. Then you can say you donated basically anything. #youprobablywon'tbeaudited :p

Yeah, thats bad.

We decided against the keeper league. You forget about that too? :p

Between Paoli and Penn Hills, Pennsylvania is Alabama without the blacks. They didn't film The Deer Hunter there for nothing -- the state has the second-highest concentration of NRA members, behind Texas.[10] That's the exact quote according to Wikipedia. But it looks like it was from the mid 1980's. Not that anything is different.

I was wondering where you were.

I don't hate my team. Although, I'm of the belief that the draft is only 1/3 of the league. 1/3 waivers and the other 1/3 health/luck.

Trump in Wilkes-Barre, PA tonight. I have little doubt that he will win in this city. It's easily the most racist place I've ever lived.

Better path...pfff! You have no idea how much I love Taco Bell!

I've never had a cup of coffee. I've sipped it on maybe 3 occasions. Not a fan. I don't do caffeine. No energy drinks, if I have 10 sodas in a year, I'd be surprised. I absolutely crush water. I'll have at least 4 12oz bottles of water per 8 hours of work, probably more like 6. Maybe I'll have a glass of OJ or chocolate milk(or maybe even a shake). And at home it's water and beer. My wife drinks maybe 3 or 4 cups of coffee per day. Everyone I work with thinks I'm weird.

Wow! This is awful. Hilary sounds like an awful commencement speaker at a high school, and Trump sounds like Trump.

Don't get me started on the Bills AND Sabres medical teams! I have to go to bed now!

Watkins cost 2 first round picks, so I will definitely count him as 2. Lawson hasn't played a snap, and the Bills don't have the luxury of letting first round picks not play(for something that apparently, every other team knew). And I'm giving him half credit for EJ. He doubled down on him the next year by drafting Watkins. I've got to go to bed now!

What if none of them get 2 contracts with the Bills? Will that put you over the edge, or is the average NFL career too short to expect more than 5 years from a player? No snark, legitimate question.

Actually we had four, but decided to use 2 on one player who's not playing. He's 0-4 in the first round. That cannot happen.

Kinda redundant when they said he was from Florida. Even more redundant when they said Jacksonville.

Wasn't that a good ole Feester move?

Good on you guys. Seriously! This board always reminds me of things that I should be doing. Remember the Finance thread? That was another good one.

OK it's been about 45 minutes since my last post. 401k is back up and running. What a F'ing lazy dumb ass I am.

Aspen Extreme!!! Also, like Hoss said, Karlos might be coming back Report: Bills expected to re-sign Karlos Williams http://www.thescore.com/news/1120545 (via http://thesco.re/theScore_app )

When the market ate sh!t in 2007 I lost almost 25 grand. I was 22 years old and had been putting 11% of every paycheck into my 401k for almost 3 years. I know that everyone says not to worry about market fluctuations when you're young, but it really freaked me out. I moved to a new state and a new company in 2010 and I haven't opened my 401k yet. I know this is a huge mistake. 6 years with no new cash flowing into my retirement is bad. I just couldn't imagine losing that kind of money again. This thread did get me thinking, though. I guess it's time to call Charles Schwabb and get this show on the road again. I'm gonna miss that hundred or so bucks a week though. At least at first I will.

The Giants bullpen is freaking awful. They will be their downfall. Book it.

The are you doing eating poutine in the United States? That was your first mistake. Your second mistake was not going to the original dinosaur bbq(ok, so this probably doesn't matter, it just sounds better when you add a second mistake)

She must have missed a few songs when she was growing up. Like that one by Juvenile or that one by Ludacris or all those other ones by Ludacris, or Sisqó, or every single rap hit on pop radio in the early 2000's lol