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Driving home from work today, I was passed by a Lamborghini Aventador. I followed it 15 miles past my exit, just so I could look at it longer.

I'm mad that I couldn't watch closely last night. I had the game on, but I was putting together a friggin fireplace TV stand on orders from my wife and I'm afraid that I can offer zero insight on the game(not like my insight is ever very insightful). But hey, we didn't get shutout! I'll let them play for about 10 games or so before I panic .

Correct. You don't have to pay your bookie until after the game is over. So you'd still have your whole 2k.

This might be the funniest post I've ever read.

After this day, some old wives tail doesn't sound too bad. I'd prefer young wives tail, but I won't be picky.

Then they are puny gods. Seriously, they have God's on theirs side and can't get a championship since, oh I don't know, like 5 decades ago. Those gods are a bunch of . I ain't worried. Tonight we play and see what we have. Then we take the week to make adjustments. Then we steamroll the division.

Yeah, i posted that like, weeks ago. I'm out!

Is my team still active in blue? It shouldn't be. Don't Toews Me Bro

Look on the bright side... !

Too long!

BUFFALO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Great, now I'm Sam Kinison!

High ankle sprain is bad, no? Don't we have an orthopedic doc on here? We need info!

High ankle sprain? Break? Come on twitter! Go! Go!

This is so ! I was just about to take a nice nap and now I'm wide awake, pacing around my house, screaming at the walls like a lunatic. Both of my dogs are hiding, and I'm on the verge of breaking sh!t!

What the ! !!!! !!

Price out, Okposo and O'Reilly out. The line might be even.

Pretty sure I was laying 2:1 on that there prediction, but I was right.

Aroldis Chapman closes it down with a 13 pitch 9th inning. All 13 pitches were over 100 MPH. That's not even fair.

Who is it in +/-?

What about Intercourse, Virginville and Blue Ball?

Please...come one come all. The players don't stand a chance.

Jesus Christ! How the hell am I supposed to continue to make a living if so few of you actually know how to gamble!?

Hank is the one posting the lines so Hank gets to make the rules.

Lines aren't up for the first game yet. I'm gonna say without Risto the Sabres will be about +130 and with Risto they are going to be about +110. Just a guess, of course.

Everyone must bet once per week. That means we all need a bet on the opener, alright kids? Don't forget to bet on Thursday! There, I've reminded everyone.