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You have just thoroughly shocked this jaded, jaded man. Congratulations.

Well, heck! That alone is enough reason to get me to go!

You have a smart phone, no?

Yep

@670. Played that one safe.

Really? He's busted

I made sure to let them know that I thought they were stupid.

Surely Obama wouldn't get booed at Sonoma.

Get the outta here?! Seriously? I thought you just meant you were going to the redbox, or something like that, so I let that slide. Holy , don't forget to rewind them before you return them.

Sabres tweeted out that Larsson is promoted to the top line...again. Let's see how it works out tonight.

330 on pit

Hanging out with a 2 year old is like hanging out with a drunk at a party. They're loud, they fall all over the place, they laugh, they cry, they try killing themselves in the bathroom for no reason!!

Just gimme another lockout. This is unwatchable.

If you had stupid money, you could afford to fix it when it broke. Me, I'd buy something shiny and Italian!

Tesla ranked 25th out of 29 auto companies tested by Consumer Reports. That's pretty lousy.

Kid is at school, wife is at work. My dogs and I will have not a care in the world all day long. This is my everyday. Once a month the wife and kid make a pilgrimage back to NY for 2.5 to 3 days. That is truly wonderful. All the booze I go through. All the Taco Bell I eat. Speaking of which, I'm gonna get some Taco Bell now! I started doing cardio again yesterday, don't wanna rush the process...

You think this team is ever going to score 2 goals again? OK, far fetched, but whatever. But you actually think that the same player will be on the ice for both of them? Come on....

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Awful Tanks for nothing, coxksuckers!

And this is where I live... ... you, MattPie! you!

They aint gonna do that either....

I forgot the deviled eggs! How could I forget those? And cranberry chutney(that I won't eat) and I'm sure the wife will make a salad(that I won't eat)

Did you see Turkey anywhere on my list?

Lol, not likely!

Yup. I just happened to be off this year. We usually do Thanksgiving on a random day that everyone is off on.

OK folks, we're 1 week out. What's everyone having? Green bean casserole Broccoli casserole Mashed potatoes Stuffing Corn Maple glazed ham Gravy from the ham And of course, lasagna! Dessert: Chocolate pie Dutch apple pie Cannoli And maybe some ice cream