Get the outta here?! Seriously? I thought you just meant you were going to the redbox, or something like that, so I let that slide. Holy , don't forget to rewind them before you return them.
Hanging out with a 2 year old is like hanging out with a drunk at a party. They're loud, they fall all over the place, they laugh, they cry, they try killing themselves in the bathroom for no reason!!
Kid is at school, wife is at work. My dogs and I will have not a care in the world all day long. This is my everyday.
Once a month the wife and kid make a pilgrimage back to NY for 2.5 to 3 days. That is truly wonderful. All the booze I go through. All the Taco Bell I eat. Speaking of which, I'm gonna get some Taco Bell now! I started doing cardio again yesterday, don't wanna rush the process...
You think this team is ever going to score 2 goals again? OK, far fetched, but whatever. But you actually think that the same player will be on the ice for both of them? Come on....
OK folks, we're 1 week out. What's everyone having?
Green bean casserole
Broccoli casserole
Mashed potatoes
Stuffing
Corn
Maple glazed ham
Gravy from the ham
And of course, lasagna!
Dessert:
Chocolate pie
Dutch apple pie
Cannoli
And maybe some ice cream