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ubkev

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  1. https://twitter.com/One_Buffalo/status/801470087307915264 This feels like an omen...
  2. Emphasis on white, with his sweet Alt-right haircut.
  3. Halftime in Detroit.....wow! just wow...
  4. I'm not into sneakers or wrestling. I am into not working. I prefer to not work as often as possible.
  5. I've never once in my life, worked or gone to school/class on my birthday. Not ever! Oh and work, ya know, that easy night I was crowing about in the awesome thread(or maybe you didn't read it/or care enough to remember, what do I care? you!) yeah, work sucked tonight! The thing about training people, they do things slower than you, and your OCD will kick in and make you a firey ball of hate(on the inside, cool as a cucumber on the outside). OK, that's over now. Bourbon! Lots of it!
  6. Depends on your pronunciation of Orange.
  7. On Risto and breaking sticks: He gets waaaayyyyy too much ice before touching the puck. If it were golf, his divot would fly farther than the ball. You have to get a little ice to start the bend in the stick to slingshot the puck. If you get the puck perfectly clean, you're probably going to sail it over the net. He's just driving down way too early on the shots where he's snapping sticks. It's just bad mechanics. On Byslma: Man, his team plays like shiit.
  8. Flagg is absolutely killing it! Holy hell, we suck at scoring goals!
  9. It's my Friday! So, I'll be going into work tonight just looking to get through it and get my weekend started. Last night my boss tells me I'm training one of our recently promoted guys tonight. Yessss! That's means the new guy gets to do all my paperwork, figure out all the numbers, deal with all the staffing issues and deal with any beefs that we have with guests, all night long. I'm going to stand there and look good and direct every single question that I'm asked tonight(it will be over 50) right to my trainee.
  10. Shots fired!
  11. British accent: automatic 2 point deduction Not Kate Upton: automatic 1 point deduction
  12. Chicago. St Louis.
  13. Haha! Had the same thing tonight!
  14. He will be if he buys one of those ridiculous hats sitting in front of him.
  15. That'd be a t-shirt and jeans.
  16. Upon further review, yes, those are real pads on the tutor. Rebound drills is my bet.
  17. It will have all the best words! Trust me, It's going to be beautiful! You're all just going to have to trust me.
  18. Wait, what? Mind blown!
  19. Don't glossaries have definitions?
  20. I love turkey as a lunch meat. Ya know, on a sandwich with cheese, mayo and nacho cheese doritos crushed into it. But as a whole bird, nope. The amount of work you have to do to make that thing palatable...
  21. Well, my parents had a house phone. All of my friends parents had a house phone. We had a list of important phone numbers on the refrigerator and we had to leave a note whenever leaving the house. Go on grandpa, tell me 'bout the good old days.
  22. Claude is about to yell at you :) :p
  23. If I didn't have a cell phone my parents(or anyone else for that matter) would have had no way to contact me directly since 2005 lol. Plus I'd have never discovered Sabrespace. I think the longest I've ever gone without my phone was 3 days. And that was pretty much by design. (when you decide to get drunk and jump off the boat with it in your pocket, you really have intentionally sabotaged yourself. It regained full functionality in 3 days of sitting in direct sunlight, not even kidding, LG, best phones ever!)
  24. Good old mom and dad bought me my first phone when I left for my freshman year of college in '03. It has since become vital to my existence.
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