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This is awful!

This is a bit ridiculous, no?

Man, this is ugly hockey.

Bullshiit

That was a kick. No goal.

Nice pass, nice goal. Ullmark has been good.

Not a hater.

Yeah, but I'm 31 now and in the last year I gained like 15 pounds and nothing in my life has changed. I actually drink less and I probably eat better. The metabolism just disappeared this past year. So I stepped on the scale about 3 weeks ago and it read 195 (@5'9") and I had a conniption. So now I'm eating 2060 calories/day and working in a bunch of cardio and calisthenics. Gotta get back to the 175/180 range. So my 4000 calorie meal put a bit of a dent in that. But I'd been eating like a bird for 3 weeks leading up to that. I earned it!

My wife is not a big wing eater. Where I'm from, we serve wings by the pound(8 to 11 wings/pound). Where we live now, they serve them in 10's (and they suck, so I make them myself). So we go back to my hometown and I have my wife call the pizza place from the car. I tell her to get the special. They (the pizza place) tell her that the special is a large pie and 4.5 lbs of wings. I hear my wife gasp and say "4.5 pounds!!??...." I immediately cut her off and told her "yes, that's what we're getting." I then proceeded to eat 2 slices of pizza and 3.5 pounds of wings in 1 sitting. And according to my calculations, it was about 4000 calories and it was sooooooo worth it.

I was back home this past weekend. As soon as I got there I ordered a large pizza and 4.5 pounds of wings. Cost me $32. But then again, it was Friday night.

He did something else from his knees 2 or 3 times last night that I think involved sucking.

From the age of 18 until I moved out of NY at 25, my friends and I hit up wing night, every single Wednesday. 10¢ wings, $6 pitchers of blue. By age 23 the wings had made it to 25¢. Those were the days...

In his last 10 games he has 1 point. He's pretty worthless right now. He's been that way for about the last 100 games or so.

Ristolainen has 11 points in his last 10 games.

Do the French fries at Roy Rogers still come in a pistol holster?

PA, that's the first that you've seen one of those videos? Deadspin has been doing one for the past 2 or 3 years, showing off just how truly white trash the Bills fan base is. The next one will be out in a couple of weeks with updated wrestling moves, all new drugs, and fans each other in parking lots.

Minor quibble: the songs title is Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24 Ok so if it was a minor quibble, I wouldn't have mentioned it. I'm actually quite insane and that is a major, psychotic hatred of mine. Merry Christmas to you

I'm driving past the high school around the corner from my house today. It's time for dismissal so all the students are leaving. What song is playing on my radio, you ask? My Sharona by the Knack. Yeah, I immediately changed that. Drove another hundred yards, where the elementary school was also letting out. What song comes on, you ask? Why none other than Jethro Tull - Aqualung. Man, I bet the cops are at my house any minute now.

Oh, sorry. You said "nice fluffy white stuff fall[ing] from the sky" and I just assumed.

How is Evander Kane doing these days?

I'm about 2 hours north of you. We got snow that stuck last night. About 2 inches. It'll be gone in less than a week. Makes me sad. I miss 10 foot snow banks on either side of my driveway and being able to dig snow tunnels through the yard. My kid will never get to experience this. Gosh darn global warming.

Because when his season was on the line, he let one player generate more total offense than his entire fukcing team!

https://twitter.com/NickVeronica/status/808047606223998976 Oh, and this https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/808076957976031233

Out in Skaneateles today. Frigid is too mild of a word. The wind whipping off of the lake was freaking brutal. Beautiful scenery though. Sorry, no pics, It was too cold for that .