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Had a birth certificate issue when I went to switch from an NY to a PA drivers license. Brought my original birth certificate with Oneida County's seal on it. The lady says to me "we need the original birth certificate, the one with the bar code on it." to which I replied, "birth certificates didn't come with bar codes in 1985." To which she replied "well, that's the one I need." to which I replied "well, that one doesn't exist." To which she replied "Next!" So a phone call to Albany, overnight shipping and $55 dollars later, I walked back into the DMV, cut a 2 hour line, walked straight to the same lady and said, "hi, you said I could come right back up here when I got this." and it f'n worked!

It was 73 degrees in my office today! That is ridiculous! I had the door propped open for every second I had to be stuck in there.

So he thinks he'd have a much better chance of making himself look good in order to get a better position later?

Is it bad that people are turning down OC jobs in Buffalo to take QB coach jobs elsewhere?

Ryan Miller shutout?

I like how Evander Kane plays hockey. I hate that he gets injured and I hate when he misses the net, but I love the shooter. This should probably go in the unpopular hockey opinions thread, but I love shooters. Can't score if you don't shoot. Put the puck on net every single chance you get! I voted to keep him. Kane is alright by me.

ROR had a drive to the net down the right side, about 5 minutes into the 3rd period that he took behind the net. That bothered me. Andersen was hugging the near post. Take the shot, you're left handed. You've got the whole far side of the cage to shoot at, sure its not a high percentage shot, but come on. You're a pro. You can hit that shot. Then, about a minute later, someone, maybe Risto, threw a pass from the office into Sams feet on the doorstep. I may have woken my son up when i screamed a certain 4 letter f-word.

Positive takeaway from the game: Kane's goal was fun.

I don't wear a neck guard either. Of course this will happen.

First game of the season: Got my stick jammed in the boards and impaled myself on it. Left ribs are all bruised up Second game of the season: blocked a shot, no biggie. The thing is, the shot hit me direct center 1/2 inch above my belly button. My pants don't go up that high, and my shoulders don't come down that low. Result, the worst pink belly welt I've ever had. Lets see what game three has in store for me.

Powerplay goal coming up

No way, man

Roger that!

Tuned in 10 minutes ago, what'd I miss?

I drink Canadian beer during hockey games, no matter what. However, once April hits and it is officially baseball season(seriously, when's the next time it might still be hockey season), I will only drink American beer. I can't help it.

Yesterday I woke up with this stuck in my head. Amongst my friends, I am a well known DMB hater. Many of them are Dave heads. I haven't heard that song in at least a decade and I woke up with it buzzing in my head. So I went to YouTube and I went straight through the whole Busted Stuff album. It's pretty solid.

Fcuk penn state!!!

Penn state!

I saw ESPN put up a random Stat last week. It said Aaron Rogers was the first packers qb to pass for blah blah blah since Brett Favre. Oh, really, ESPN? He's the first one since the last one? Top notch detective work, there. But, yeah, he's good.

Figured you were posting this:

Piss in the hamper?

Haha, no. Different species of penguins. Not different actors who have played penguin.

Not mine! All of our teams are different types of penguins.

How bout, The Peter North Stars.

Peterson is a junior. He can only sign with us. He'd become a free agent in the summer after his senior season.