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Here comes your halftime show. Sponsored by a vehicle that no one in this country owns.

And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

Ya know, after dudacek posted I was going to mention how much that felt like a JJ post. Especially the enroth bit, and then, Bam! JJ!

After the start of the season a player may only be recalled from Major Junior if his NHL team is on their 3rd emergency situation(3 injuries at that position). Or if their major junior season has ended. A junior eligible player may be returned to juniors from the NHL at any time during the season. The only bearing games played has at that point is if their contract slides or not.

Well, duh! :) Dude, I want new toys!!!

In mid season form I'm a 14 handicap. So I'm not horrible, but that was also when I played 3 days a week. I didn't get out at all last year and it killed me! 2 years ago, the only round I played was in Florida and I shot 84 after a winter off. My current irons are 21 years old. I'm ready for new ones!

I'm strongly considering buying new irons this year. I've got a feeling I'll be getting out of work and going golfing quite a bit this summer. Don't you just love it when you've got money burning a hole in your pocket....smh

Watching is the same.

My wife quit smoking after dating me for 2 weeks. After a week she was on Chantix, after 2 she was done. I'm persuasive that way. She said that after 2 days of Chantix, she couldn't stand the smell of smoke and that she had to wash all her clothes hanging in her closet again. And WildCard, 3 tins in a weekend? Your gums bleeding, dude? At my height, a tin would last me at least 3 days. But I also leave a dip in for an hour or more at a time and I don't spit (yeah, I know).

Wait, she drinks it out of your glass or she takes it out of the fridge? If the beer is in the fridge, it's fair game(easy for me to say, I'm the only drinker in the house). But once you've removed the beer from the fridge, you have laid claim to it and it can no longer be touched by anyone else.

Aaand done! Voting for this is the least that any of us could do. (at least I think I voted, it linked me to a Facebook page, and I don't have Facebook)

And they say millennials are broke.... ;)

A gram was something different when I was your age.

You mean he's not generational?

3/25? I think that's right. At least, that's the day I took off of work.

Of course not! I'm far too health conscious for that. What, with my 2200 calorie dinner and all...

It's their thing. They don't do it every day, but they are definitely the only ones to wear it like that.

Slice of pizza, Capicola, salami and provolone sammich, full rack of ribs, sweet potato fries and spinach. Oh, and for the record, people wearing a hat at the dinner table....ugh

That's how all the Puerto Ricans at work wear it.

It's easy! Work from 3am-11am, and take a lot of breaks.

Federer is the greatest!

Clearly Is it just me, or are these passes coming in too slow? Like waaaay too slow. Crosby says " you, auston!"

Alright, it ain't gonna win but it was alright. Good job, KO

Dude, the derby rocks! So does the NHL skills competition. The dunk contest is awful. Let's try a dunk 12 times before we make it. "wow!" Not impressed.

So much for that. Venus played her tough from what I saw.