ubkev

Under .500, book it.

Did I read that right? He climbed and electric fence??

Sounds like you need to pull a full blown Michael Douglas.

What the ? Report: Bills' Kouandjio detained after telling police to shoot him http://www.thescore.com/news/1284838 (via http://thesco.re/theScore_app )

He makes money marketing 2 of the worst franchises in sports. He's better at his job than any coach or gm either team has ever had.

Kissing, you know, it's PhD slang for Missing!

That's Canadian sausage. Totally different.

They aren't impressing me in the 2nd.

Sweet Italian, hot Italian, with peppers, without peppers. You just can't lose!

Oh man, here we go. Pepperoni is a fantastic topping. However, sausage! Now that's the end all be all of pizza toppings!

Who cares? We ain't winning it. And its April 29th

I've got that on my Fire tablet, but I knew that going in.

I did my taxes 2 days after I got my w2. I'm not waiting to get my money back. I already loaned it to the government for long enough.

I'm not sure I ever emailed a professor about missing a class. And I'm not sure I went to class very often. (yes! I graduated) I once had a professor lend me money, though. And I had another one buy me drinks at lunch because I had him convinced that I was a new colleague and not a student.

Nice of him to save the taxpayers the burden of providing for him for the rest of his life.

He went full torture Dom on him. The gazed into each other's eyes and then leon, ever so roughly, mashed Tierney's testes.

Waaahh! The league won't allow Buffalo...blah, blah, blah.

I think he got grundle, nuts and dick.

Bylsma is watching this SJ EDM game talking very quietly at his TV "no San Jose, stop attacking. What are you doing? You need to shut down their offense, not sustain an attack. Mmmmm, coconut water and skinless chicken breast, yum."

Who said 7 games? No Sabres team could ever win in 7 games.

Just got back from Fate of the Furious. Fun, just like the other 7. Lots of explosions, cars going fast, fighting and women's hanging out of the bottom of their shorts(they will never give up this hallmark).

Why did my ribbon printer from 1995 work better than my ink jet printer from 2015? Ink jet blows!!!

I appreciate this and I apologize at the same time.

All well and good, but it ain't pizza! And the balls to call yourself the pizza capital of the world? Huge, Tom. Huge.

You've obviously never been to northeast Pennsylvania. http://breakingnews-wiki.com/the-american-pizza-capital-youve-never-heard-of/ Go ahead, read the whole article. They go into detail on describing how to make a pizza that can only be enjoyed by coal miners whose taste buds have been charred and blackened by the mines. This is terrible! American cheese on pizza, get ! It's basically an open faced grilled cheese sandwich with the tomato soup already on it.