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He's like the winger version of Josh Gorges, on a west coast swing, playing his 5th game in 5 nights, after having partied til 5am. Dude has no legs. Might as well be playing sled hockey.

When your kid is finally strong enough to start the lawn mower. :)

Kiss my Converse!

Oh God no, I don't have nearly enough brain activity to have a brain that never stops. Just a cheap joke.

This is where I'm at with "teaching vets". ROR is the age of a vet who should be teaching rookies. You don't have to be 40 to know how to play or teach this game.

Like Wake Me Up (Before Bogogo)

He's less of a finger snapper, more of a crinkle of the nose and a head nod kind of guy.

Hey, that's my nickname for hookers too!

I had it done for the first time ever about 2 months ago. It took less than 3 minutes. Vein, needle, 6 tubes, bandage, out the door. And it was pointless anyway. Turns out not seeing a doctor in 15 years really isn't a big deal if you are healthy. (just jinxed the hell out of that, didn't I?)

Twitter. It's a thing.

I'm pretty sure that I could spot him 6 and not have to worry about him hitting 20.

His 97 goals in his past 8 seasons say that this ain't freakin happening.

Way the under.

Thumbs up

Love me some Kevin Spacey Hey, what do you call it when Batman skips church?

You are.

Oldman Pacino De Niro Body of work speaks for itself. Godfathers, Dog Day, True Romance, Heat, Leon.

Ugh, we protected Ennis and Girgensons

And this is why you do what you do. Got it. If ever there was a thing that could hold my attention.

Yep, I own that one too

Player to be named later? Can they even do that in hockey?

It'll be a blogger from Hong Kong before a member of the Buffalo media hears about it.

Mine was brown.

The only people that smoke more than the Russians are the French...and the Pennsylvanians

Gleaming the Cube is the second best Christian Slater movie ever made. Behind True Romance and ahead of The Legend of Billie Jean. Damn, I left out Very Bad Things!