ubkev

Ribeyes, the finest cut of meat ever imagined. Baby back ribs are the only thing that even comes close. Matter of fact, I think I'll make ribs tomorrow.

I have zero desire to see it.

He's saying you're stupid, Charlie. Keep up.

Mark Giordano

2 completely unrelated fields of engineering. For what it's worth, that funnel is 12 years old and still works like new. Not that it gets much use anymore.

Jeff Carter

I wrote "Frenchies?" But then I erased it because they're freaking huge. And yes, actual dogs must weigh more than 30 pounds. My parents Boston is head and shoulders above any Boston I've ever seen and weighs about 36 pounds. He's basically a cinder block. My Shiba Inus are 33 pound foxes.

Ha! My dogs are doing the same thing right now. What breed are those?

My buddies and I made a beer funnel with a 5 beer capacity and a stop valve that could run from a balcony to the ground. Flagg and his buddies make Tesla coils. Darn millennials! :p

I'm sure the propane tank was carefully stored elsewhere.

You trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?!

My son: Mom, what did you say you wanted to talk to me about? My wife: I didn't say... She's so damn gangster. I wouldn't want to be him right now.

#bluecollar

Jake Voracek

AHL rookie of the year for Gerbe, Ennis and Luke Adam in consecutive years. Followed up by sabres legend, Cory Connacher.

Huge, huge trade for the Yankees bullpen. Rutherford doesn't see triple A for 2 more seasons, won't see the bigs for at least 3 more years. I'm cool with the Frazier pick up, a little optimistic, actually. His line drive rate has me thinking he's had a lot of bad luck on balls put in play this year. I'm not optimistic about Greg Bird at all. I think the Yankees need a long term solution at 1B. The Toddfather could be an option on a 1 year deal. He shouldn't cost too much next year if contracts for power hitters last year are any indication. He's also a good DH option, or Chase Headley insurance. He's more valuable than Matt Holliday because he can play both infield corners.

See, that's the worst thing about soccer... If you play that team in hockey, at least you can knock them on their ass. Or at the very least slash em in the back of the legs. Or, my personal favorite, break the centermans stick on the face off.

Tyler Clippard is no longer a New York Yankee. Thank Christ!

And don't forget the nipples.

Anze Kopitar

I'm betting we don't make it far enough in this draft for me to even consider a goalie. Brad Marchand is a piece of sh!t. ...but he's a great hockey player. I'd have taken him if PK went before I picked.

PK Subban

I know a guy who keeps bees. He has his own honey and all kinds of honey flavored liquors.

When a grown ass man approaches you with a hypothetical situation that you are 100% sure just occurred in an effort to tattle on someone without actually tattling. "If blah blah blah were to occur, what would happen?" But he's not gonna tell me who or when, he just wants to make a mental note because he's a psycho and he sees all of these perceived inconsistencies over the littlest crap. You sir, are a douche of the highest order. I can only hope you were shoved into many lockers in highschool.

I've watched them win 5 World Series from age 11 to 24. I'm sure I'll see another one by the time I'm 40. ;)