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The baddest mother fu**er on the planet is back! Jon Jones kicked DC's ass last night. I love watching Bones fight. He's like a combination of Jason Statham, Jean Claude Van Damme, Wesley Snipes, Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali....on coke! He's freaking lethal! Best MMA fighter ever.

I prefer goal scoring. Wheel, snipe, celly!

Eleven, I read SPOTS as "sports" and I read CHRIS COLLINS as "Chris Collinsworth" ....I'm fu**ing dumb!

Thought he went. Missed it when reading through. I'm half dead right now.

Is holtby still available? If so, him. If not, Jake Allen.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm gonna tweet this at Sammy Watkins and watch him sprain his eyes trying to read it.

Please, this is more entertaining than the bills have ever been or ever will be. And this hasn't even gotten good yet.

It's not getting fixed this year. I don't think they'll entertain the thought of Darvish (whos K rate keeps declining). They might add something small, Like Jamie Garcia or that receiver from Notre Dame.

I've been pretty pumped about the prospect of getting Gray. Frazier or Torres? that noise. Looks like we ain't getting Gray. Who's next on the list.

Hate the team, hate the unis, hate the state of New Jersey. And tiki barber while we're at it.

If no NHLers means team USA has a shot at gold, I'm all in. Seriously, I don't get into the patriotic, rah rah stuff during everyday life, but once the opening ceremonies drop, I'm a full blown nationalistic psycho.

Bone in pork chops, corn on the cob and salt potatoes. I really love summer. iT, I found chuck eye steaks today. I'll pick some up next week or so. I will want em fresh.

Goalie number. A player would look goofy in 1 and 30. My opinion, of course.

Jack Burton could take em. ;)

Farmers markets: wicked cheap produce, Amish folks selling Amish things, tables and tables of utter garbage and some super racist signs/flags/keychains/etc for sale. I did enjoy the irony of the Confederate flag/speak English booth sandwiched between the Indian guys selling bootleg perfume and the authentic Mexican cuisine booth.

It's called a scrunchy :p

That's just it. The mullet was a man's man hairstyle. Don't believe me? Swayze in Roadhouse, Kurt Russel in anything, Mel Gibson. Man bun...name one. I can't. Not saying there isn't, I just can't.

Wrong

I'd make him take a paycut to stay after last season.

2 million over 5 years, sure. 5 million over 2 years, you can right off with that.

Carlson

I get the peace of not throwing , screaming at the TV, not scaring my dogs, and my wife actually doesn't hate Sunday anymore.

This will mark year 2 that I will not watch a single football game. I can't wait!

So you're telling me that David "all I do is lose when it matters" Price is a thin skinned ? Huh...I'm shocked. What a douche! "Waaaaaahhh, this game is really hard you guys! Waaaahhh!"

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