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I wouldn't. People are morons. They want to be happy.

I never understood that kind of hatred in someone's heart. Unless you're in traffic. In traffic I understand everything.

I'd like to thank The Great Outdoors for "blow it out your kazoo!"

Ville wore 23

I took one of those fancy 30 minute naps that you guys have been raving about while at work today. Not bad. It was so not bad that I decided to take another on my next break. They were pretty good.

New York State Fair, same thing! Last year when I was there it was 99 degrees. They had an ice bar that was like 10 degrees or something. I spent 30 minutes in there in shorts and a t-shirt without a blanket drinking blue lights.the tourists were looking at me like I was one of the side show freaks from the midway.

Ya ever clean out an attic in August? Don't do that. That is definitely a November activity. It is 113 degrees up there. Holy that's hot! The downside is I can't feel my legs. The bright side is, I'm so dehydrated and sweat sheened that I look ripped as hell.

Of course it is. I can't blame either of them for it, though. Floyd is guaranteed 100 million and Conor is guaranteed 30 million. They are both going to double that with the PPV money. I'd do the same exact thing if I were in a position to. BUT!!! Make no mistake about it, Floyd wants his 50-0 record. He wants it baaaad! It put him ahead of Marciano as the greatest undefeated champion in boxing.

Mayweather by a country mile. I have more boxing experience than Conor McGregor. Like, way more! This will not be a fight. Floyd, easy.

Now you understand.

Too on the nose

Against David Price....in one inning. Because Yan...oh wait, no, it's because David Price sucks in the playoffs.

Hold up! Hey Canada! WTF is this!? https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/901079925179940869

Had a can of Genny Oktoberfest a couple weeks ago.

It's like.....the 12th best baseball movie.

.....2.5 hour nap in the books, what'd I miss?

Correct. Dude used to take a beating in front of the net.

Kids go to school. Wives go to work. I nap when no one is home. I don't miss any of their lives. And if you have little kids, you can send them to bed any time you want on some trumped up charges :p

When a guest takes issue with one of my employees and comes to talk to me about it. I hear their side and take into consideration how they are feeling. I do my best to calm them down and we leave it with a smile and a handshake. Then not 5 minutes later the guest is ranting about making this issue a "race issue" when it absolutely cannot be construed as one. The worst part isn't that the gentleman was making connections that simply weren't there. It's that now all the idiot hill people that witnessed it, employees and guests alike, now feel completely justified in their thinking of "see, "they" make everything about race." It frustrates me and I can't articulately explain my feelings. Basically, everyone is a dumbass, myself included.

! Now they're all going to get suspended and the Yankees will lose the next 12.

You immediately call him snook

Frustrating start, then some good play, then more frustrating play, then some good play. Miss the playoffs by 2-8 points.

26-Vanek 27-Morrrrissssonnnnn 28-Gaustad 29-Pominville 30-Miller

Pics or it didn't happen.

Steve Bartlett is also the agent for Will Butcher.