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Or yours.

Dude...too far.

Really? Now we're adding better players to the mix? Here's why Jack Eichel is the best player ever. 1. So simple to draft after Connor McDavid was already picked that even Donald Trump's couldn't screw it up. 2. Add prime Wayne Gretzky to his line and Jack scores 150, make Super Mario their third and they're all going to score 200. 3. You don't even need hockey, they'd just be cool to hand out with. 4. My mom made me fried egg sandwiches more than grilled cheese because she knew a vastly superior sandwich when she saw one. 5. Ramen !

We haven't seen good hockey since 2011! It's been over 5 years since my mother first heard me curse, on that fateful Easter afternoon. Ville Leino! him with a jackhammer!

He ain't the bee's knees or the cats pajamas. He's a USC quarterback. He'll go to the league and do what they all do. You didn't call Jack the "best sandwich in the world!" So...I guess you're helping my point. Actually, my metaphor is perfect! According to the last page in this thread, the grilled cheese sandwich would be severely over drafted in a Sabrespace Sandwich Draft. Just like Sam Darnold will be over drafted in the NFL draft.

Ah, scratch the brothel then. Go surfing!

I can name 3 sandwich that are better based on nationality alone.

Dude, it's cheese and bread. American cheese and white bread. That's a grilled cheese sandwich. Anything else is putting a silk hat on a pig. "Well, I used a smoked Gouda and Gruyère on pumpernickel." That's nice. Next tell me about your beard conditioner, ironic wardrobe, and collection of hats.

Haha! Nice work. I laughed. But I'm certain that Leah Pritchett, the Force sisters and Alexis DeJoria are women.

I like grilled cheese sandwiches just fine and dandy. But there's no way you can call them impressive. He's the children's menu staple of quarterbacks. He's a basic mother . And his release is timed with a calendar.

Sam Darnold is as impressive as a grilled cheese sandwich. And he's got a throwing motion like a god damned trebuchet!

Man, Josh Allen sucks so bad! If the bills don't draft him I'll sh!t in my hat.

Yeah, I'd recommend hitting up a brothel. I mean, why wouldn't you?

Drag races are waaaay fun to go to. Top Fuel and Funny Cars are so bad ass in person. Absolutely deafening, and chest thumping. And the amount of women who run at that level...that's sexy as hell!

Yeah, huge. Syracuse is going to lose by a thousand to LSU. I'm bummed that I'm going to miss TCU vs Ok State, though. I'm gonna be out all day. I figure this would be a good game to watch Rudolph. I'll record that game and the USC game. And hopefully I'm home for Baker Mayfield vs Baylor.

That article can eat my 120 inches of snow shoveling ass! Every year! Ten feet! Maine? Montana? Idaho? No one lives there! Combined population of 19 people! Massachusetts? Ha! Just because those putzes can't drive doesn't mean the winter is worse. Rhode Island? Like anyone drives in Rhode Island. They're all sailing on their yacht in Monte Carlo between their homes in Newport and Ibiza. Man, I miss the snow. I'm not wishing summer away. I'm just saying...it doesn't feel right without complete 4 feet of snow cover from December to April.

I'll be there. No worries. I'll sit by myself if I have to!

Off from work on a Friday night. Bar? Nah, I'm watching Willow! If my kid doesn't love this movie i think he's sleeping in the yard tonight.

not gonna have a better chance than that, Griffith

This is really bad hockey.

zemgus still can't finish

Hi, I'm new to the internet. Does Reddit have a live stream for every game?

Tom, I did not pay. If there is one that hasn't been bought, I'll take it now. But I definitely didn't pay you. And I'm currently looking at seats in 118 and 117 on stub hub. If anyone else is interested, let me know.

Next let's compare them based on the amount of black and Hispanic players they faced. :p

I laughed