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The only 5 division champion in the sport's history took his rightful place in the Hall of Fame today alongside the greatest class(3 classes) of boxers I've had the pleasure to watch. Floyd Mayweather, Sugar Shane Mosley, The Executioner Bernard Hopkins, and my personal favorite fighter of all time, Roy Jones Jr. Wish I could have been there. Glad I'm not stuck in that thruway traffic. HOF weekend is always a mess. PS: Roy is the last former middleweight champion to win a heavyweight title in over 100 years.

But I was so good in the first round, when the good teams were playing the bad teams.

We're the Tampa Bay Rays of hockey.

I like fun. Top Gun was definitely fun.

With a beer and some taco bell at a matinée showing!

Alright, enough of this interview talk. Let's see some pull-up numbers!

Top Gun: Maverick was dope.

"...can Charles Leclerc on home territory fight back on the streets he used to take the bus to school on." How relatable. Go to the shot of the yachts again...

Grab a shovel. I'll tell her right now.

Wow, that was terrible

Monaco sucks.

Hey everyone. Markstrom still sucks!

Daily reminder that Markstrom is terrible.

Dude, Scott Foster was reffing the Celtics game tonight. He is the king of extending playoff series.

Markstrom is awful, right? I mean, not particularly that goal/no goal, just in general. He looks pretty awful every time a puck flies near him. Oil just gotta shoot. Haha, see! Told ya.

3:21 until a fun game starts and I'm going to pass out before the anthem.

Jesus, this game sucks.

Lol, I was on the job. She wasn't there for me. She was specifically targeting one very famous professional athlete. He left with the bartender. She had to settle for a significantly less famous professional athlete. I'm sure she did well, $ wise.

I've had a lot of low points in my life. Never have I been lower than the one time that a hooker corrected my grammar. "How are you?" She says to me. "Good." I reply. Wow which she says, "Well. You look good. You're doing well." Glad that English degree was paying off for her.

Wait a minute, here. A town whose culinary contribution to the world is actual garbage is talking ***** about someone else's food?

He is I and I is him, slim with the tilted brim. What's my mother *****in name? Come on, Snoop Dogg taught everyone this in '93.

So I looked at the standings at the end of the first round and I said to myself "holy *****! Everyone on sabrespace picked at least 7 out of 8 series winners correctly! We really are the smartest fans in hockey!" And then I realized that the standings could be expanded. Man, some of y'all are just bad!

Sure. That's probably what I was going for. But you worked it out.

The Gretzky Bet MGM commercial irks me. It has the Bellagio as the background and Wayne is supposed to be standing betweent two ice giants formed out of the frozen Bellagio fountains. I get that MGM Resorts operates the Bellagio, but this is like a Lexus commercial that's full of Toyota's and Scions. The MGM Grand is down the street ffs. No one on earth cares about this except me.

I struck out 7 times from sophomore to senior year. I hate this iteration of baseball.