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I go with the old jeans and a t-shirt. It's worked since 1985. And in summer it's still cargo shorts and a t-shirt and flip flops. For work it's suit and tie every day. Tailored and clean shaven. We don't have to wear ties anymore but I feel you don't look nearly as good without it. And I especially hate when you can see the top of someone's t-shirt under their dress shirt. Get a pack of beaters already.

Thank you! And she agreed with me after the fact. She then took me to the "young" section and I immediately saw her point, because she doesn't want to look like a 16 year old girl at the mall. Women's fashion is hard. It's either "going to the club", "I have 6th period study hall" or "get me the manager."

No, she's trying on old lady clothes. I simply told her that looks like a shirt my best friends 65 year old, chunky, hippy mom would wear. Oh, she laughed after. I'm not in the dog house. But I still got punched.

Hey, anyone ever get punched by their wife or girlfriend after she came out of a dressing room?

Remember Groundhogs Day? When bill Murray gives the news cast about the cold, grey winter, might have been the third or fourth time reliving the day? That's where it comes from. Right here

Damn, they're good at home.

Sonny Gray. Don't like him. Takes too long to throw the ball. I hate that. This game isn't looking good for the Yankees. Can't hit McCullers, as per usual.

Josh Allen couldn't suck more at football if you payed him. Honestly, I think he should take up another sport.

Yeah. The Spurs defender took Kroos out in the box. He got all feet and no ball.

Ronaldo levels it at 1 before the half.

You're welcome. I decided to start watching soccer about a month ago. I'm very disappointed that Gareth Bale is hurt. I dig his pure speed. Real has all the talent in the world but Harry Kane is on fire right now. Who takes it? Boom, Harry Kane. Spurs 1, Real 0

Harry Kane vs Cristiano Ronaldo on Fox Sports 2 right now. Spurs vs The Whites.

June 1971, President Nixon declares war on drugs, with a proclamation that drug abuse is public enemy number 1. Ever since then, the government has done it's very best to indoctrinate the American public to the evils of recreational drugs. And ya know what? It worked. Remember DARE? I do. I remember the DARE officer telling us that we could die from one bump of cocaine. I remember all of my TV shows and movies, whenever they needed a new bad guy, they would just make him smoke pot and you automatically knew that he was bad. Don't even get me started on the racial connotations involved because I'm too stupid to articulate it properly. This has been built up in us since we were children. And it's still hard for some of us to shake. Oh ! And another thing! My DARE officer loved to tell the story of Len Bias who he claimed died of a cocaine induced heart attack after trying coke for the very first time with some bad people. I didn't know that Bias was a monster coke head until the 30 for 30 came out. We were indoctrinated with lies as children. Kind of like a North Korea situation, but on a slightly smaller scale.

I like saying "no thank you" then smiling at them like a robot. 1. "No thank you" isn't a proper response to "can I have your phone number?" 2. The smile makes the experience really uncomfortable for them and I enjoy that. No further words required, I just smile like I just farted. It's a conversation ender.

Thank you!!!!! And no, random lady at the checkout counter at FYE, you cannot have my phone number! Or my zip code for that matter. Put yours in if you need one so badly.

That makes me laugh too. And, it mildly irritates me in a psychotic kind of way. Had a kid refer to I87 as the Thruway once. I almost snapped.(I know, I know, but you can't say you live right off the Thruway and then use the triborough bridge as a landmark)

I know we haven't made the playoffs since the 2010-11 season in a league where more than half the teams make it. That's the longest run in the teams history. Good work Terry. Job well done. The reason for existence blah, blah blah...

Sabres made the playoffs with their life time GM once or twice. That's sure helping the sabres.

Penn St!

Our owner doesn't know sh!t from Shinola.

Don't sweat it, bio. I have no clue what the Moana is.

I'm going to be paying for staying up all night watching that at about 5am. Worth it!

I bit a hole in my tongue this morning. It's awful. I finished about 6 ounces of eagle rare in an attempt to numb it. It's working, but now I'm out of eagle rare. I just mixed bird dog chocolate and bird dog blueberry whiskey. It's sooooo bad!!!

I'm not scared to think it. I think it. Not exactly it, but pretty close to it. Matthews is better, Marner is better and Nylander is better. I'm on record earlier this summer as saying we're going to regret Okposo's contract in less than 2 years. ROR has never "wow'd" me. I really have no idea about Risto. Jack is an excellent player. Sam is good, maybe very good. Nylander does nothing for me. KO will age a thousand years by the end of next year and ROR clearly isn't a killer. Hockey teams need killers.

Give me 2 weeks to train. I bet I could make the men's national team. The women's team, no. But definitely the men's team. They fu*king suck!