ubkev

Dude, people are dumb. I'm no exception.

Yeah, I'm betting your order is probably right.

Oh it definitely evens out. Like, waaaaayyy more frivolous spending on my part. I'd 100% blow a professional sports contract. Like, no problem. Hell, I won a golf scramble this summer and I had the money spent before I got home.

Hair appointments!! Oh my god! $250! I'd shave my head! To be fair, she does get stopped on the street and in stores every single day with people complimenting her hair, but holy hell. My hair costs like $20 and that includes a 45% tip. And that's like, once every 4 months.

That how you spell aneurysm! Tried it twice before I gave up and went with embolism. My lady makes no money and had a credit score somewhere below terrible. But she's great at always having money. She always has at least 1 paycheck stashed away. Me, I've got like $212 bucks until I get paid tomorrow. But everything is paid. And my 401k is getting 11% of my check every week. I'm counting down the car payments(16)and student loan payments(2!!!) until freedom. Then I'll have more funds to save (yeah, right. I'll buy more toys).

Combined accounts, hahaha. To quote me, "don't touch my money!" And my lady agrees 100%. Although, that is by design. I've got a job, she's got a job. The mortgage and bills get paid and I buy anything I want whenever I want and she does the same. We have never asked each other's permission to make a purchase in our entire relationship. It's really wonderful. It also helps that my lady is the least material girl I've ever been with. Like, ever! Except for makeup. If we had a joint checking account, her $ spent in Sephora would be the end of us. As I'm sure if she knew what I spent on suits for work, or golf, would give her an embolism.

Desperately fighting the urge to rant against marriage as a whole... ..."shut up, ubkev! It's none of your business what makes other people happy, ubkev. Just smile and raise your f'n glass." Once you get past the voices, anything is possible.

A non-word in English is still a non-word in Swedish.

Absolutely. I've never met a tailor who wasn't AARP eligible. And I'd be suspicious of one who was. He'd probably try to get me matching hats for my suits, or something.

Fair. Tough, but fair.

Pow! Right in the kisser!

Haha, nevermind.

That was all me.

That's kinda where I'm at. It comes down to Eichel vs MacKinnon. I like Jack more, bit only very slightly. And their defenseman have scored goals.

That was a dog goal.

WHAT THE !!!! GO IN!!!

Would you trade NHL rosters?

Nice goal. Pouliot was a good short term pickup.

Jesus, I'm a week behind.

Oh I know what you mean. I'm just saying. I'm keeping my house until it's paid off in 21 years. I'll be 53. I imagine I'll be able to refinance a few times in the mean time and hack a few more years off. The only way I'm moving again is if I can go back home.

You can say it. They suck too.

He may have left his feet.

That's what it was. Red mushroom.

But it works with Ovi every single time. And it worked with us last year. We were both there to see it work against Toronto. I do know what you mean, though. I will say, at least they looked like they were on the power play.

They're trying to drop bombs.