ubkev

Sometimes it's just the price we pay.

Gotta go that way to get to Whiteface. My 3rd favorite mountain in the world(ok, in the 4 states that I've been to mountains).

Tisk, tisk. I have my very own hot chick at home. And I absolutely hate getting hit on at the gym. Plus, I was busting my ass and I was sweating so much, I looked like a shaggy dog that just came out of a lake. People deserve to have their space kept from the sweat hog.

Duuuude

Your buddies driving routes to Boston should be limited to getting on the 90 and waiting a while.

Glass jaw encompasses chin as well. That really hit the ear wrong.

No no, I'll stick with 1, thank you. Haven't quite perfected it yet.

Kris The Tang, at this point has to be worth less than Evander Kane. Shoot, he hasn't been good in 2 years. He will always have the assist numbers because of the penguins, but dude isn't a difference maker now.

Like I said, it doesn't take much to confuse me.

Cold tendy and he's a tiny person. Light em up, boys.

7 zilch, USA. We'd better score 10 or I'm gonna be pissed!

We call the county Denmark, yet the Danes spell it Danmark. I mean, I know it doesn't take much to confuse me, but, come on. Wtf?

That is pretty darn cool. Penalty shot coming! That penalty shot was...well, nice. ..."anyways, I just put an é on the end of it, pronounce it "deer-tay" Up 6 and Jonesie still out there racing for pucks.

Mittelstadt again! 5 cod

They're not bad. Thanks for reminding me! As an avid Team USA uniform hater, I love today's USA sweaters. I could do without the 10 patches and advertisements and the helmet logo still sucks, but the base sweater is beautiful.

"Where'd you get these guys from, Ray? Mexico"

3 zip. It's all over. Now we look for the most awesome Danish name. 4 nil, 4 nuthin, 4 nada

Denmark has all the best names. What they don't have is a body on Max Jones. Goal! USA 1 - Denmark 0 Boom! 2 - zip. That was sexy.

ubkev's What to watch for: Team USA thrashing Team Denmark. Team Denmark having guys named Mats. Edit: Mads, I meant Mads

Ah, 8pm Eastern ;)

8pm NHL Network.

That's a goal. And Finland is going to get screwed.

Or the guy who stands around naked in the locker room when you get to the gym and is still wandering around naked as you're leaving.

My car got backed into today. No dent, just a scuff. Don't know if it will buff or if it needs to be painted. The guilty party fled. My neighbor witnessed it, came over and got me and then told the other neighbor to call their friend(the one who hit my car) and tell em to get their ass back here and give this man(me) some insurance information. They come back and we talk. I get the insurance info, they take pictures of my car while mumbling some sh!t under their breath about it buffing out, "better not file a claim" mumble, grumble, whatever. I get the info, look at my car. The "damage" is hardly anything....maybe I shouldn't do anyth.... No! you! My car didn't look like this this morning. Eat a dick! I'm calling your insurance company and I'm filing a claim and my car is going to go back to being how it was yesterday. You hit my car and fled the scene and only came back when I was going to call the cops. You up my day and now you can pay for it. Literally.

So I'm at the gym today. I had finished lifting and now I'm on the elliptical, working damn hard. There are approximately 9 thousand elliptical machines all in a 6 mile long row. There is a girl on the end machine, then 4 empty machines, then me. Then 6 empty machines and another woman. Then 8000 empty machines. A 200 year old man comes up and decides he needs the machine next to mine. Of f*king course he does! Did I mention the gym is under construction and all the machines are squeezed together closer than they should be, so you knuckles will hit your neighbor if you use machines next to each other. The evil/hateful things that were going through my head...man. I'm an awful person, but ya know what, he sucked too!