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ubkev

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  1. I'm donating my body to necrophiliacs.... it, what do I care?
  2. Huge waste of land. And it can't be very green, right? Flooding near cemeteries is a biohazard, isn't it?
  3. Every left handed QB makes me think of Mike Vick.
  4. Never understood the concept of graves. Even from a young age. I just didn't get it. I'm quite certain I'll be the only person in my entire family that doesn't waste money on a burial plot. They think I'm strange.
  5. Big sack and forced punt from the tide. That was a big stand. They need a score off of it.
  6. Mine is at $16.06....but the bills are paid! And I have like 1/4 bottle of bourbon, 2 dogs by my side, all other members of the family in bed and the game on TV. I'm a very rich man. No, seriously, I am. We just played 'Life' and I retired with damn near $4 million.
  7. I've been told by no less than 4 eagles fans(while they were trashing my boy, Donovan McNabb) "now, I'm not racist but...the only two players on my team that NEED to be white are the QB and the kicker!" It's at that point that you wish you weren't at work and you could call them the piece of ignorant, racist trash that they are. Alas, I just get to take all their money. And they get to stay crappy.
  8. You scored 3 points against Jacksonville. Think about that for the next 6 months.
  9. Peterman is the greatest QB ever
  10. Frank, get in there
  11. Call Andy Dalton, we need another miracle.
  12. My brother, father and myself all screaming at the TV. All our wives and children are hiding elsewhere. The bills divide families.
  13. Newsflash: Bortles is going to run it.
  14. Correct.
  15. Their wide receivers ability to get open is non existent.
  16. Awful play calling
  17. Looks like he's driving then
  18. My dogs love these temperatures so much. -20 right now and we just did a mile and a half and they wanted to walk more.
  19. I'm home in NY so I can finally watch the sabres without an illegal stream! Yay! Don't care, go bills!
  20. I have no room on my team for Frank Howard. I've hated him for all 26 years he's been at Syracuse. Like, waaay more than I ever hated Scoop Jardine.
  21. Syracuse basketball has the worst team I've ever seen in 22 years of paying pretty close attention to them. They have next to no talent. And exactly 0 scorers.
  22. Hmmm. How old is your mom?
  23. They work so hard to keep that puck in the zone, I yell at them to get it to bogosian. They do. He tosses up a muffin...
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