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The last time I saw Metallica was the World Magnetic Tour in 09. James sounded worse than average and Lars was struggling to keep up. It still wasn't a bad show, but my major complaint is that they played Creeping Death for you ***** in Buffalo the night before and on the night I saw them they swapped it out for Ride the Lightning.

A: my parents made me sit through one of those ***** time share pitches when I was on vacation in Vegas when I was 17. I still haven't forgiven them. It may be the trashiest thing we've ever done as a family. B: I took the family to Sea World in 2015, then when we got home I had my wife watch Blackfish with me. She cried for 2 straight hours. I was laughing so hard on the inside I almost passed out. Not laughing at Sea World's treatment of it's animals, that's gross. More laughing at my wife's childlike view of animals living in captivity. "Daddy, how do they get a bear to ride a bike?" "They nail his feet to the pedals and beat the ***** out of him! He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike." - Robert Schimmel

I was actually much more concerned with the jellyfish just off of my right fin than I was with the Silky shark. Didn't know it was a Moon jelly and they dont sting until after I was out of the water

Ouch

I know I'm literally the only person on here who cares about combat sports, but the UFC's free ESPN fight cards are the best thing going in fighting right now. Just watched a guy flip the "off" switch on another grown man with one left hook as I'm making sauce for dinner.

I take my grooming seriously. 😛

Eh, I don't know. I get called a "fa***t" at work at least twice a month. It's been happening for almost 20 years. It's did drop off during the time we had to wear masks for COVID, though.

Yeah, they were just curious as to what we were and they were happy for free food that they didn't have to work for. But movies can't be cool unless the animals/fish are vicious. Hence the bad rap.

Heart rate never went above 80. Seriously, it was sooooo not scary. We went skydiving last summer. That was truly terrifying (and awesome! Would do again.) This was almost relaxing. Sharks are really quite awesome up close. I'll try and post pictures once I get it edited.

The wife and I went free diving with sharks today. Completely unbelievable. No cage, 160' of ocean beneath you, Silky sharks by the dozen, Caribbean Reef sharks, a couple of Sandbar sharks, and the big boy Bull sharks. Those tanks had to weigh 1200 pounds. All within arms reach and sometimes closer. So freaking cool! 10 out of 10, would recommend.

I'm in Florida....in *****in August. I'm sweating!

Teach him or her how to throw a straight. It's much more effective and satisfying.

I routinely ski at speeds in excess of 70 mph. I will never give that up. Not ever! However, I have all but given up on the Big Air portion of my ski career. The body doesn't react well to falling out of the sky as well as it used to. If I'm being completely honest, I'm sure it doesn't react well to being dragged across the snow at highway speeds either, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Would it be complete madness for me to volunteer to work 11 shifts in 9 days including 2 doubles so that a couple of my coworkers can get their PTO used up?

Twice in the last week. Once on WiFi once on 5g.

Death comes from the mouth. Take care of your teeth.

Ever heard of a food desert? Well, I live in a fashion desert! But you are certainly correct. The shirt in question was a gift and I always graciously accept gifts. Then I wear them to show my appreciation. Then I bitch about them anonymously on message boards, because I'm a dick.

Damn straight!

I wear polos on the golf course. That's it. Hate em. When I'm not in a suit it's t-shirts or beaters.

Van Heusen dress shirts suck. I've never met a shittier dress shirt. You can see through all of them, they fit like *****, the buttons fall off immediately, they're pilling after w or 3 wears. Just a ***** product. I shouldn't have to go to Neiman Marcus or Brooks Brothers just to get dress shirts that don't suck. Yeah, I know this was a douchey grievance.

How bout the city they play in. Maybe just keep that on the front.

Los Lakers is the one that got me. Come on...

UFC London starts now. I've been looking forward to this one for weeks. Will be actively rooting against every wrestler on the card. This is London, baby. Punch each other in the head!

The NHL is having a rough one.

First I heard of it was on Twitter about 20 minutes ago.