I like the alliteration for Seattle teams. Seahawks, Sonics, Sounders....Mariners(there's a reason they'll never win anything)
Go with an S name, Seattle.
I want to try Angel's Envy, but I can't justify spending over $50 on a bottle. Not when I absolutely love Buffalo Trace and Eagle Rare and can get them for $25 and $27. And absolutely zero bars around here carry anything that isn't 1/2 an ancient bottle of Knobb and one equally ancient bottle of Makers.
I don't blame any commentators for not knowing our players names. Very few of them are worth remembering. Like that person you've met 4 times and every time you're introduced you says "pleased to meet you." They are just that unmemorable.
Can't get anything for any of them.
This team will be setting the record for consecutive years not making the playoffs. You can go right ahead and bet on that. That's my lock of the week.